Talk:xamselsku

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xamselsku not relevant to Lojban:

  • timonator:
    i feel like crap
  • Broca:
    timonator: hot, steamy, and irresistible to flies?

  • rlpowell:
    The algorithm is very well described on the supermemo site.
  • rlpowell:
    Like, described the "please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up" level.

  • timonator:
    hmm, i like the idea of throwing heavy objects at people

  • bancus notes that this and shit are anagrams.

  • Eimi replaces every implementation of qsort in StephenPollei's OS with a bubblesort, then runs away giggling.

  • cizra:
    Hm. Did reconstructing my kitchen count as well? (=
  • Tene:
    just one huge rock and one slightly smaller rock.
  • Tene:
    That's all you really need.
  • cizra:
    What's the secon one for?
  • cizra:
    Beating the first one until its warm enough to cook with?


  • Broca:
    Remind me not to volunteer for something ever again.
  • clsn looks for volunteers to remind Broca.

  • Broca:
    But it's fascinating how easily anything becomes boring when you _have_ to do it.

  • bancus feels sorry for the poor brain of anyone trying to analyze his Amazon.com purchases.
  • bancus:
    My last two were a 36-pack of condoms, (Which fit wonderfully, BTW) and a book called Logic in Linguistics.
  • bancus can feel the poor analysts' heads breaking.

  • timonator:
    .o(child "timonator" terminated with exit status -127)
  • cmacis:
    we killed your inner child?

  • cizra:
    Despite all evidence to the contrary, the Universe consists of two base elements - magic and bullshit.

  • cizra:
    clsn: General relativity ain't for everyone. Not for me, for sure
  • clsn:
    of course it's for everyone. that's why it's GENERAL relativity.

  • cmacis:
    my star sign's beaver. us beavers don't believe in astrology


  • cizra:
    Whadya mean, going to teach kids?
  • cmacis:
    yes
  • cmacis:
    they're so tiny!
  • cizra:
    You're so big, especially with that axe.

  • florolf:
    but for simplicity's sake i just cut the whole thing into a stream of words, apply makfa on them and put them back together
  • cmacis:
    yay for makfa

  • timonator:
    i wonder where is bancus?
  • kamsen:
    Where The Hell Is Bancus? Probably creating one of those viral videos where he travels around the world, dancing and speaking Lojban in every country



  • cmacis:
    just completed my 2nd year :) I'm a smiley maths nazi

  • cmacis:
    everything good is maths. Pythagoras was right.


  • florolf:
    assuming the riemann hypothesis is true
  • cmacis:
    ah, please be true, please be true

(talking about a program)

  • cmacis:
    it's so far into beta
  • cmacis:
    as in the avatars have very easily broken graphics
  • Twey:
    What, Windows?
  • Twey:
    Oh

  • clsn:
    "Yes," I tell people, "I do speak Klingon, and yes, I have met girls. My wife of the past 16 years absolutely swears she's a girl. I checked the pictures in medical texts; I think she's telling the truth."
  • clsn:
    "And she gave birth to two children who look a lot like me."

  • rlpowell:
    That. Is. So. Awesome.

  • cizra:
    sigh
  • cizra:
    I spent 5 minutes typing on a keyboard of a headless box that wasn't connected.


  • Eppcott:
    I'm at the stage in the process where I can import a file, but it's asking for a "QA" file, which apparently is a type of xhtml
  • rlpowell:
    I can generate anything .  :)

  • kamsen:
    because, as a wise man (I think it was Jesus), once said
  • kamsen:
    the price of infinite specificness is infinite wordiness
  • cmacis:
    that was camgusmis.
  • cmacis:
    easy to mix them up

  • Eimi:
    "Never attribute to stupidity that which can more amusingly be attributed to a good conspiracy."

  • vomoic:
    mi na me la .pitsa.
  • StephenPollei:
    you are not a pizza
  • dircer:
    which is true!
  • dircer:
    well
  • dircer:
    probably.
  • StephenPollei:
    I never ran across sentient pizza


  • lakmeer_:
    wow i didnt know jbofi'e had its own package! man i should have done this sooner
  • lakmeer_ dances through a world of discovery

(ipv6)

  • cmacis:
    here you are talking about future tech and I spend all day babysitting some ancient fax machines

(computer mice)

  • cizra:
    (...) really thought it looks like a mouse.
  • timonator:
    it has its tail in front.
  • timonator:
    unless you "tap that ass" rather than the ears

  • cmacis:
    why must man pages be hard
  • bancus:
    Because you keep wearing that slutty dress.
  • cmacis:
    you know my secret, but how?


  • cizja:
    Eimi: Have you been becoming smaller lately?
  • Eimi:
    Yes. I've been crediting it to diet, but it could just be a symptom of the end of the universe. Those are easy to confuse.

  • Broca:
    Well, I for one like having my dreams come true. :-)
  • Eimi:
    You must have very different dreams from mine.
  • Eimi:
    Some of mine are very enjoyable indeed, but if they started to occur in what I normally

think of as reality I would be terrified indeed. For one thing, it would mean that everyone who's told me anything about physics was either tragically ignorant or a horrible liar.


(lhc)

  • bancus:
    There's a non-zero chance that the experiment will create (a) black holes(s).
  • bancus:
    Of course, there's a non-zero chance that I might fart a black hole, too.
  • bancus:
    Who knows.

(lhc)

  • clsn:
    The machine is turned on, the lights go out, all the stars vanish and a loud voice heard across the planet says "you have reached level 2".
  • florolf:
    clsn, what happens then?
  • clsn:
    "The Word Paperclip will appear with "It looks like you're trying to confirm fundamental physics. Can I help?"

  • Broca:
    A real-time space flight sim would be pretty boring.
  • Broca:
    2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds to Alpha Centauri ...
  • Broca:
    2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 49 seconds to Alpha Centauri ...


  • clsn:
    Law school is said to be the opposite of sex: even when it's good it's lousy

  • cizra:
    PCI slut..

  • Tene:
    "His GPS system said "turn right now". He obeyed without considering the consequences. He collided with a structure, damaging his car and the structure. He was fined."
  • Tene:
    Also listed there is a bus colliding with a low bridge, people driving into canyons, driving into flooding rivers...
  • rlpowell:
    Nice to see darwinian pressures are being applied to the human race once again.

  • timonator:
    i found the problem
  • timonator:
    no i mean
  • timonator:
    the solution

  • cizra:
    LVM <3
  • cizra:
    The joys of it are immeasurable.
  • cizra:
    It's like masturbating in the garden of Eden, on a beach.

  • bancus:
    Where the fuck are all these morons coming from!?
  • recon:
    bancus: from my "Principles of Computer Science" class.

  • recon:
    rlpowell: wow. that's... probably a game that could only be dreamt of, let alone programmed, with massive amounts of mind-altering drugs.

  • neptunepink:
    Step 1) Turn name into IPA. Step 2) Turn IPA into lojban
  • cmacis:
    step 3) add many to your nerd score

  • timonator:
    the only way you can have not the internet connection as a bottleneck is using gentoo...

  • chrisdone:
    Tomoe: help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
  • Broca:
    You accidentally the verb out too.

  • cmacis:
    it's so shiny, and yet, it's dirt


21:44 *bancus:

  • My girlfriend has a co-worker who seriously wonders why jews don't just accept Jesus so that they can go to heaven.

21:44 *clsn:

  • Simple. The prices in heaven are ridiculous! In hell you can buy wholesale.

21:44 *bancus:

  • The thing that gets me is not only does she wonder it, but she wonders it so innocently that she'd actually wonder it aloud.

11:44 *@timonator:

  • thank you very much for this enlightening discussion about shit.

11:47 *@Broca:

  • Fecally yours.

  • Eimi:
    Idea for someone with way too much time on their hands: create a parallel complaint about English, in lojban. Complain about how "give me the ball" and "give me to the ball" are so different, and how you have to use BAI-like prepositions for everything , etc etc.
  • Eimi:
    Post on youtube with English subtitles.