silly reasons to learn Lojban
1: Ambiguity: How many lojbanists does it take to change a broken light bulb? (Change a broken-light bulb into what?)
23: Logic: Have you stopped bashing your wife? (Answer yes or no...)
55: It's fun to be Daniel Jackson from Stargate.
113: Self-segregation: We All Scream For Rice Scream
237: Homonyms: Their Grate!