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Topic for #lojban is ko jai jufra
cmene jbobau glibau
tene coi sanxiyn. Hi, Sanxyin!
sanxiyn coi tenes. Hi, Tene!
sanxiyn mi na jufra I am not a sentence.
tene .i mi jufra And I am.
sanxiyn .ue mi na pu djuno le du'u le tavla jufra cu zasti Oh? I didn' know that the talking sentences exist.
tene .i mi zasti .ije mi tavla .ije mi jufra I exist. And talk. And am a sentence.
tene .i seni'ibo lo tavla jufra cu zasti Hence, talking sentences exist.
sanxiyn doi tenes. sepi'o ma pu'i tavla How do you talk, Tene?
tene .i xu mi tavla sepi'o le mi moklu I talk with my mouth, don't I?
sanxiyn mi na djuno I dunno.
sanxiyn xu do go'i You do or you don't.
tene mi na djuno I dunno.
tene .i se cumki lo su'u makfa Maybe magic?
sanxiyn ma te makfa do Who's making magic with you?
tene .u'i .ju'o la robin Heh! Robin, for sure!
sanxiyn .ii la robin. cu mafpre Robin - IS - a magician???
tene .i go'i Yep.
sanxiyn mi pu jinvi le du'u le mafpre cu cfika And I thought, magicians are from fairy-tales.
entrop do srera You were wrong.
sanxiyn .ie Yes.
tene .i la robin. kakne lo nu djuno tu'a lo se pensi be da And Robin's able to read other people's thoughts.
tene .i ji'a la robin kakne lo nu vofli And he can also fly.
tene ju'o sai 100%.
tene .i mi djuno lo du'u se nandu lo nu krici .i ku'i jetnu I know it is difficult to believe -- however, that is true.
entrop xu la robin pilno cu vinji ungrammatical Is Robin, use, be an airplane?
tene na go'i Nope.
sanxiyn le nu vofli sepi'o le vinji na cinri Flying on airplanes isn't interesting.
sanxiyn se cumki le du'u ry sevzi vofli Maybe he flies himself?
bancus vofli sepi'o le pinji Flies using his penis (pun: vinji (airplane) - pinji (penis)).
bancus mutce nandu Very difficult.
sanxiyn doi tenes. xu la robin. crida Listen, Tene, is Robin a fairy?
tene .i cumki Possibly.
tene .i mi na djuno I dunno.
tene ju'i robin. xu do crida Hey, Robin, are you a fairy?
entrop la robin palci pruxi An evil spirit, he is.
tene .i ji'a cumki Yeah, possibly.
tene .ii sai I'm really afraid.
sanxiyn la robin. te makfa ma poi drata What other kinds of magic can Robin perform? (Incorrect usage of place structure. Should be la robin. te makfa fi ma poi drata)
tene .i ry kakne lo nu pagre lo bitmu He also is able to pass through walls.
tene .i mutce lakne kakne Very likely able.
entrop la robin tcidu .i do morsi Robin reads, you are dead. (Should use naja)
sanxiyn xu ry kakne catra le drata prenu sepi'o le nu tcidu Can Robin kill other people by reading?
sanxiyn ma se tcidu ca le la robin. nu catra What is being read during killing of/by Robin?
entrop va'o lo nu do tavla fi tu'a le xlali be la robin kei It's when you talk bad things about Robin.
entrop ry catra do Robin will kill you.
tene .i la robin. djuno ro da Robin knows everything.
sanxiyn ti'e la santas. djuno le du'u do xamgu gi'i kau palci I heard that Santa knows whether you are good or bad.
sanxiyn ji'a ti'u le cabdei ti'e la robin. djuno ro da Besides, today, I heard, Robin knows everything.
tene go'i Yeah.
sanxiyn xu le nu la robin. djuno cu tamsmi da pe la santas. Is the way of knowing by Robin same as of Santa?
tene .i xu la santas vofli Does Santa fly?
sanxiyn doi tenes. da xusra le du'u go'i Tene, something asserts that fact.
tene a'u sai Very interesting.
sanxiyn sy vofli ca le nu kansa la rudolf. poi mirli Santa flies when accompanying Rudolf the deer.
tene .i xu do stidi le nu mi se zbasu sy Do you suggest the event that I am made by Santa?
sanxiyn na go'i No.
tene .i mi tcica kargau lo stela I deceptively open the lock.
tene oi sai mi bazico'a binxo ke menli bilma Damn! I'll get crazy now! (Malglicean tanru. Better is menli bilma binxo - or, that is a misprint and ke should actually be le, as Bancus has suggested)
sanxiyn doi tenes. do ka'e roroi tavla .ije'i su'oroi go'i Ungrammatical. Possible meaning: Tene, you are able to talk forever and/or/if/ for some time?
tene .i mi va'o lo nu mi cikna cu kakne lo nu tavla I can talk talk only when I'm awake.
sanxiyn doi tenes. xu do sipna Tene, are you sleeping?
tene go'i Yes.