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==lo drata==
 
==lo drata==
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<span id="selsku0"></span>
 
*jcowan:
 
*jcowan:
 
*:If you tell me you are repurposing ko, you will die in the arse.
 
*:If you tell me you are repurposing ko, you will die in the arse.
 
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<span id="selsku1"></span>
 
*cmacis:
 
*cmacis:
 
*:be funny if I ended up teaching logic
 
*:be funny if I ended up teaching logic
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*:"and this is predicate logic. It makes a good basis for grammar for conlangs"
 
*:"and this is predicate logic. It makes a good basis for grammar for conlangs"
 
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<span id="selsku2"></span>
 
*LogicalDash:
 
*LogicalDash:
 
*:mi masno binxo lo ckana
 
*:mi masno binxo lo ckana
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*:awesome
 
*:awesome
 
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<span id="selsku3"></span>
 
*timonator:
 
*timonator:
 
*:i wonder. if i had a girlfriend, would she enjoy a love statement in lojban+srilermorna as much as you enjoyed the love statement in englisch+tengwar?
 
*:i wonder. if i had a girlfriend, would she enjoy a love statement in lojban+srilermorna as much as you enjoyed the love statement in englisch+tengwar?
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*:I would conjecture that any girl who would be your girlfriend for long would probably appreciate such geekery.  :)
 
*:I would conjecture that any girl who would be your girlfriend for long would probably appreciate such geekery.  :)
 
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<span id="selsku4"></span>
 
*cizra:
 
*cizra:
 
*:By the way, we set up a Lojban SILC channel yesterday.
 
*:By the way, we set up a Lojban SILC channel yesterday.
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*:bah, lojban.  who uses that?  nobody!
 
*:bah, lojban.  who uses that?  nobody!
 
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<span id="selsku5"></span>
 
*cmacis:
 
*cmacis:
 
*:oh dear, how does lojban deal with stutters
 
*:oh dear, how does lojban deal with stutters
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*:stutter with "si" too much and you're back to square one
 
*:stutter with "si" too much and you're back to square one
 
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<span id="selsku6"></span>
 
*Broca:
 
*Broca:
 
*:I've seen both xadni+jgari, birka+jgari and prami+jgari for "hug".
 
*:I've seen both xadni+jgari, birka+jgari and prami+jgari for "hug".
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*:xadjai is something a fireman could do to rescue someone from a burning house. Hugging presupposes affection.
 
*:xadjai is something a fireman could do to rescue someone from a burning house. Hugging presupposes affection.
 
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<span id="selsku7"></span>
 
*vomoi:
 
*vomoi:
 
*:i got a question
 
*:i got a question
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*:We have answers.  Unfortunately, they don't always match.
 
*:We have answers.  Unfortunately, they don't always match.
 
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<span id="selsku8"></span>
 
(experimental cmavo)
 
(experimental cmavo)
 
*Eppcott:
 
*Eppcott:
 
*:how about bua'a'a for "before I kill you"
 
*:how about bua'a'a for "before I kill you"
 
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<span id="selsku9"></span>
 
*mungojelly:
 
*mungojelly:
 
*:i've never spoken with Nora.. the most contact i've had with her is noralujv.txt
 
*:i've never spoken with Nora.. the most contact i've had with her is noralujv.txt
 
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<span id="selsku10"></span>
 
*abd_ul_jetnu:
 
*abd_ul_jetnu:
 
*:sigh, if only my friends were interested in Lojban ...
 
*:sigh, if only my friends were interested in Lojban ...
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*:abdul: I'm afraid we /are/ your friends.
 
*:abdul: I'm afraid we /are/ your friends.
 
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<span id="selsku11"></span>
 
*Eimi:
 
*Eimi:
 
*:Word that should <u>not</u> exist: gnudo: x1 pertains to naked/nude/unclothed Richard Stallman culture/nationality/identity in aspect x2.
 
*:Word that should <u>not</u> exist: gnudo: x1 pertains to naked/nude/unclothed Richard Stallman culture/nationality/identity in aspect x2.
 
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<span id="selsku12"></span>
 
*Broca:
 
*Broca:
 
*:xavyrebyfagdaskycizda'u :: c1=da1 is a Vulpix/(six-tailed fox Pok&lt;E9&gt;mon)
 
*:xavyrebyfagdaskycizda'u :: c1=da1 is a Vulpix/(six-tailed fox Pok&lt;E9&gt;mon)
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*:wtf
 
*:wtf
 
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<span id="selsku13"></span>
 
19:32 *timonator:
 
19:32 *timonator:
 
*:doi lojbot gletu pei
 
*:doi lojbot gletu pei
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*:lo penmi va'i cu mrobi'o
 
*:lo penmi va'i cu mrobi'o
 
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<span id="selsku14"></span>
 
19:46 *chrisdone:
 
19:46 *chrisdone:
 
*:ma grute doi lojbot
 
*:ma grute doi lojbot
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*:lijda la lojbot lo nu se lebna fi lo badna
 
*:lijda la lojbot lo nu se lebna fi lo badna
 
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<span id="selsku15"></span>
 
*Eimi:
 
*Eimi:
 
*:.i do gasnu lo nu mi morji tu'a la LOKadin .i ko co'a bredi lo nu do morsi
 
*:.i do gasnu lo nu mi morji tu'a la LOKadin .i ko co'a bredi lo nu do morsi
 
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<span id="selsku16"></span>
 
*pdf23ds:
 
*pdf23ds:
 
*:oi do
 
*:oi do
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*:je'e
 
*:je'e
 
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<span id="selsku17"></span>
 
*pdf23ds:
 
*pdf23ds:
 
*:a'unai u'isai
 
*:a'unai u'isai
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Clyde collapes under the weight of a huge string of attitudinals.
 
Clyde collapes under the weight of a huge string of attitudinals.
 
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<span id="selsku18"></span>
 
*papermachine:
 
*papermachine:
 
*:doi lojbot xu do catra mi
 
*:doi lojbot xu do catra mi
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*:iidai
 
*:iidai
 
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<span id="selsku19"></span>
 
*cizra:
 
*cizra:
 
*:Awesome! Cmacis is getting tentacles!
 
*:Awesome! Cmacis is getting tentacles!
 
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<span id="selsku20"></span>
 
*lakmeer_:
 
*lakmeer_:
 
*:makes sense, although, excluding the recent example, ive neer seen it used as a selbri
 
*:makes sense, although, excluding the recent example, ive neer seen it used as a selbri
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*:whoa, examplary AND badass. ki'e timos
 
*:whoa, examplary AND badass. ki'e timos
 
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<span id="selsku21"></span>
 
*lericson:
 
*lericson:
 
*:xu me mo
 
*:xu me mo
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<p>beatles reference ftw</p>
 
<p>beatles reference ftw</p>
 
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<span id="selsku22"></span>
 
*balnol:
 
*balnol:
 
*:btw, Not challenging you, just mi na jimpe
 
*:btw, Not challenging you, just mi na jimpe
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*:sorry.
 
*:sorry.
 
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<span id="selsku23"></span>
 
*papermachine:
 
*papermachine:
 
*:coi rodo
 
*:coi rodo
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*:he used it as a greeting or something.
 
*:he used it as a greeting or something.
 
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<span id="selsku24"></span>
 
12:50:19 *<u></u> nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has joined channel #lojbot
 
12:50:19 *<u></u> nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has joined channel #lojbot
 
12:50:29 *nathan7:
 
12:50:29 *nathan7:
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12:51:34 *<u></u> nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has left channel #lojbot
 
12:51:34 *<u></u> nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has left channel #lojbot
 
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<span id="selsku25"></span>
 
*Warrigal:
 
*Warrigal:
 
*:Note to self: never say {fa'o}. Bad things will happen.
 
*:Note to self: never say {fa'o}. Bad things will happen.
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*:Warrigal: Um, your text past the } didn't arrive.
 
*:Warrigal: Um, your text past the } didn't arrive.
 
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<span id="selsku26"></span>
 
*chrisdone:
 
*chrisdone:
 
*:remember {la} is {la'e zo}
 
*:remember {la} is {la'e zo}
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*:take donri, he's not an actual day time
 
*:take donri, he's not an actual day time
 
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<span id="selsku27"></span>
 
*clsn:
 
*clsn:
 
*:Almost enough reasons.  Only one thing is missing: cake.
 
*:Almost enough reasons.  Only one thing is missing: cake.
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*:I made that mistake once.  Ugh.  Tasted terrible.
 
*:I made that mistake once.  Ugh.  Tasted terrible.
 
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<span id="selsku28"></span>
 
*no`ax has joined #lojban
 
*no`ax has joined #lojban
 
*no`ax:
 
*no`ax:
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*:coi
 
*:coi
 
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<span id="selsku29"></span>
 
*no`ax:
 
*no`ax:
 
*:fairy: "you got one wish" me: "i want to speak lojban fluently" fairy: "wtf?"
 
*:fairy: "you got one wish" me: "i want to speak lojban fluently" fairy: "wtf?"
 
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<span id="selsku30"></span>
 
*donri:
 
*donri:
 
*:how can attempto be parseable without terminators?
 
*:how can attempto be parseable without terminators?
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*:.y.
 
*:.y.
 
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<span id="selsku31"></span>
 
04:27:22 *Teucer:
 
04:27:22 *Teucer:
 
*:"What are you doing? "Sudoku" "...why did you just say Doku, and what the hell does that mean?"
 
*:"What are you doing? "Sudoku" "...why did you just say Doku, and what the hell does that mean?"
 
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<span id="selsku32"></span>
 
*donri:
 
*donri:
 
*:. i . xu . do . kancu . le . denpa . doi . kiris .
 
*:. i . xu . do . kancu . le . denpa . doi . kiris .
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*:na go'i
 
*:na go'i
 
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<span id="selsku33"></span>
 
*chrisdone:
 
*chrisdone:
 
*:haha, I just read 'i.e.' somewhere and wondered what they were agreeing about
 
*:haha, I just read 'i.e.' somewhere and wondered what they were agreeing about
 
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<span id="selsku34"></span>
 
09:50:28 *donri:
 
09:50:28 *donri:
 
*:Lojban, also known as GNU/Loglan
 
*:Lojban, also known as GNU/Loglan
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*:I just like saying GNU/Linux, because only RMS Mathew Stallman takes it seriously</p>
 
*:I just like saying GNU/Linux, because only RMS Mathew Stallman takes it seriously</p>
 
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<span id="selsku35"></span>
 
*chrisdone:
 
*chrisdone:
 
*:ue le do pinji
 
*:ue le do pinji
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*:fe lo ka barda
 
*:fe lo ka barda
 
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<span id="selsku36"></span>
 
*Broca:
 
*Broca:
 
*:“Motivational Lectures topics: (...) *How gismut has been formed?”
 
*:“Motivational Lectures topics: (...) *How gismut has been formed?”
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<p>http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL</p>
 
<p>http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL</p>
 
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<span id="selsku37"></span>
 
*donri:
 
*donri:
 
*:potato mash and meatballs in four minutes. I love modern life.
 
*:potato mash and meatballs in four minutes. I love modern life.
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*:I'm so desperate for new xamselsku that I'm considering that
 
*:I'm so desperate for new xamselsku that I'm considering that
 
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<span id="selsku38"></span>
 
*Eimi:
 
*Eimi:
 
*:I had an interesting idea for a novel cmavo this morning.
 
*:I had an interesting idea for a novel cmavo this morning.
 
*Broca puts his fingers into his ears
 
*Broca puts his fingers into his ears
 
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<span id="selsku39"></span>
 
*clsn is now known as notclsn
 
*clsn is now known as notclsn
 
*notclsn (n=mark@pi.meson.org) has left #lojban
 
*notclsn (n=mark@pi.meson.org) has left #lojban
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*:OMG WHERE DID CLSN GO
 
*:OMG WHERE DID CLSN GO
 
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<span id="selsku40"></span>
 
23:33 *dbrock``:
 
23:33 *dbrock``:
 
*:.i lo jai badri cu mo
 
*:.i lo jai badri cu mo
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*:go'i
 
*:go'i
 
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<span id="selsku41"></span>
 
*Luigi:
 
*Luigi:
 
*:I find it slightly scary that you two complete each other's ideas, apparently as the other may or may not be typing something similar.
 
*:I find it slightly scary that you two complete each other's ideas, apparently as the other may or may not be typing something similar.
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<p>I don't have timestamp on .uinai. Edited one Luigi's line out.</p>
 
<p>I don't have timestamp on .uinai. Edited one Luigi's line out.</p>
 
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<span id="selsku42"></span>
 
*Luke:
 
*Luke:
 
*:So, I'm confused about BO.
 
*:So, I'm confused about BO.
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<p>on the lojban-beginners list</p>
 
<p>on the lojban-beginners list</p>
 
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<span id="selsku43"></span>
 
21:34 *kribacru:
 
21:34 *kribacru:
 
*:what does byfy do with the logs they read?
 
*:what does byfy do with the logs they read?
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*:kribacru: We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you first (we tried "but then we'd have to kill you", but people kept backing out at the last minute.  Most inconvenient)
 
*:kribacru: We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you first (we tried "but then we'd have to kill you", but people kept backing out at the last minute.  Most inconvenient)
 
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<span id="selsku44"></span>
 
01:27:28 *kiris:
 
01:27:28 *kiris:
 
*:do tolmipygau i'e nai zo'o lo du'u mi glibau kakne
 
*:do tolmipygau i'e nai zo'o lo du'u mi glibau kakne
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*:u'i
 
*:u'i
 
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<span id="selsku45"></span>
 
*<u></u> papermachine (n=ahoman@61.152.106.169) has joined channel #jbopre
 
*<u></u> papermachine (n=ahoman@61.152.106.169) has joined channel #jbopre
 
*kiris:
 
*kiris:
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*:Some abbreviated Latin, even. I feel so inferior now.
 
*:Some abbreviated Latin, even. I feel so inferior now.
 
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<span id="selsku46"></span>
 
*papermachine:
 
*papermachine:
 
*:doi cizra mi nelci do
 
*:doi cizra mi nelci do
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*:\o/
 
*:\o/
 
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<span id="selsku47"></span>
 
*rlpowell rolls a 1 on his reading comprehension.
 
*rlpowell rolls a 1 on his reading comprehension.
 
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<span id="selsku48"></span>
 
*cizra really prefers pubic transportation
 
*cizra really prefers pubic transportation
 
*cizra:
 
*cizra:
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*:Freudian falling down the staircase?
 
*:Freudian falling down the staircase?
 
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<span id="selsku49"></span>
 
17:51 *kribacr:
 
17:51 *kribacr:
 
*:i think im going to start filling in the unused places of selbri when people are talking
 
*:i think im going to start filling in the unused places of selbri when people are talking
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*:"Thinking up unused places in brivla" sounds like one of the xkcd "My Hobby" entries...
 
*:"Thinking up unused places in brivla" sounds like one of the xkcd "My Hobby" entries...
 
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<span id="selsku50"></span>
 
(discussing simple english wikipedia)
 
(discussing simple english wikipedia)
 
*djanatyn:
 
*djanatyn:
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<p>No stamps, but we spoke at the same times</p>
 
<p>No stamps, but we spoke at the same times</p>
 
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<span id="selsku51"></span>
 
*timonator:
 
*timonator:
 
*:if the question is dumb, it's also considered grammatical to punch the other person in the face
 
*:if the question is dumb, it's also considered grammatical to punch the other person in the face
 
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<span id="selsku52"></span>
 
21:33 *gejyspa:
 
21:33 *gejyspa:
 
*:have a cookie (=co'oki'e)
 
*:have a cookie (=co'oki'e)
 
21:33 -!- gejyspa (i=a281fb16@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-27a69a58f48955d9) has quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client")
 
21:33 -!- gejyspa (i=a281fb16@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-27a69a58f48955d9) has quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client")
 
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<span id="selsku53"></span>
 
*Eimi:
 
*Eimi:
 
*:"xorlo" is the (sort of English, but of a gismu form) name for the change.  It's xorxes' version of {lo}.
 
*:"xorlo" is the (sort of English, but of a gismu form) name for the change.  It's xorxes' version of {lo}.
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<p>cut out a lot of uninteresting stuff</p>
 
<p>cut out a lot of uninteresting stuff</p>
 
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<span id="selsku54"></span>
 
*kiris:
 
*kiris:
 
*:nintadni pe'u lojbot
 
*:nintadni pe'u lojbot
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*:nintadni fa lo cidja be la banlinoblis be'o
 
*:nintadni fa lo cidja be la banlinoblis be'o
 
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<span id="selsku55"></span>
 
*kiris:
 
*kiris:
 
*:I came up with kiris because it sounds nice and has no meaning ^_^
 
*:I came up with kiris because it sounds nice and has no meaning ^_^
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<p>from a discussion of name meanings</p>
 
<p>from a discussion of name meanings</p>
 
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<span id="selsku56"></span>
 
10:27 *donri:
 
10:27 *donri:
 
*:we need a lojban ballet. in space.
 
*:we need a lojban ballet. in space.
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*:Meteor and roll? Does this kind of music have mete(o)r?
 
*:Meteor and roll? Does this kind of music have mete(o)r?
 
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<span id="selsku57"></span>
 
23:48 *Broca:
 
23:48 *Broca:
 
*:mlismu answers: fe mi pinji fa lo te cadzu be ny. bei mi
 
*:mlismu answers: fe mi pinji fa lo te cadzu be ny. bei mi
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*:never walk on N without genitals
 
*:never walk on N without genitals
 
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<span id="selsku58"></span>
 
01:17 *lindar:
 
01:17 *lindar:
 
*:Wow, I almost understood all of that without having to use a dictionary.
 
*:Wow, I almost understood all of that without having to use a dictionary.
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<p>in #lojban</p>
 
<p>in #lojban</p>
 
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<span id="selsku59"></span>
 
18:13 *selkik:
 
18:13 *selkik:
 
*:mi pu za krici lo du'u la xalbo cu nintadni
 
*:mi pu za krici lo du'u la xalbo cu nintadni
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*:.i mi'e la xalbo mutce certu nintadni .i ku'i .e'a zo xalbo cmene fi do
 
*:.i mi'e la xalbo mutce certu nintadni .i ku'i .e'a zo xalbo cmene fi do
 
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<span id="selsku60"></span>
 
12:23 *timonator:
 
12:23 *timonator:
 
*:who made the jipci on jbotcan?
 
*:who made the jipci on jbotcan?
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*:i have a hunch you won't have beef burgers tonight ;)
 
*:i have a hunch you won't have beef burgers tonight ;)
 
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<span id="selsku61"></span>
 
02:43 *Keiya:
 
02:43 *Keiya:
 
*:An analogy is Lojban as C, and English as Smalltalk. If you're familiar with those programming tools.
 
*:An analogy is Lojban as C, and English as Smalltalk. If you're familiar with those programming tools.
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*:timonator: Well, both have a tendancy towards phonetic spelling...
 
*:timonator: Well, both have a tendancy towards phonetic spelling...
 
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<span id="selsku62"></span>
 
00:03 -!- florolf has quit ("The sofa is not magic.")
 
00:03 -!- florolf has quit ("The sofa is not magic.")
 
00:05 *klaid:
 
00:05 *klaid:
 
*:la .florolf. se cfipu .i pau nai ma na djuno lo du'u le sfofa cu makfa
 
*:la .florolf. se cfipu .i pau nai ma na djuno lo du'u le sfofa cu makfa
 
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<span id="selsku63"></span>
 
*timonator:
 
*timonator:
 
*:mi xusra lo du'u la djanatyn mutce plana je tilju
 
*:mi xusra lo du'u la djanatyn mutce plana je tilju
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*:Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig. &lt;-- ti me lo'e nu vi casnu
 
*:Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig. &lt;-- ti me lo'e nu vi casnu
 
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<span id="selsku64"></span>
 
*CosmicRay:
 
*CosmicRay:
 
*:OK, imagine everything I say is technical, unless it's completely ridiculously stupid, in which case imagine I never said a word
 
*:OK, imagine everything I say is technical, unless it's completely ridiculously stupid, in which case imagine I never said a word
 
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<span id="selsku65"></span>
 
*CosmicRay:
 
*CosmicRay:
 
*:But I don't think either of us have any special innate ability or good genes, I think it's just the way we were brought up
 
*:But I don't think either of us have any special innate ability or good genes, I think it's just the way we were brought up
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*:djanatyn: dude, that is so politically incorrect it's funny
 
*:djanatyn: dude, that is so politically incorrect it's funny
 
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<span id="selsku66"></span>
 
*jcowan:
 
*jcowan:
 
*:The lojban lexicon is rather flat: it doesn't have many oppositions like head/dome, or at a higher level between "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" and my pomposification of that as "At times of peril or dubitation, perform swift circular ambulation, with loud and high-pitched ululation."
 
*:The lojban lexicon is rather flat: it doesn't have many oppositions like head/dome, or at a higher level between "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" and my pomposification of that as "At times of peril or dubitation, perform swift circular ambulation, with loud and high-pitched ululation."
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku67"></span>
 
*cizra:
 
*cizra:
 
*:timonator: Sex is overrated. Love is what makes the world go round, not sex, IMO.
 
*:timonator: Sex is overrated. Love is what makes the world go round, not sex, IMO.
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*:_Inertia_ is what makes the world go round.
 
*:_Inertia_ is what makes the world go round.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku68"></span>
 
*tomoj:
 
*tomoj:
 
*:I told one of my ex's I wanted to be with someone who liked argument and that philosophy was all about argument and she said that was the  stupidest thing she'd ever heard :(
 
*:I told one of my ex's I wanted to be with someone who liked argument and that philosophy was all about argument and she said that was the  stupidest thing she'd ever heard :(
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*:tomoj: sounds like she wanted to argue with you.
 
*:tomoj: sounds like she wanted to argue with you.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku69"></span>
 
*jcowan:
 
*jcowan:
 
*:piblitki is not a proper lujvo: it's tosmabru.
 
*:piblitki is not a proper lujvo: it's tosmabru.
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<p>when jbopre talk about pre-cum</p>
 
<p>when jbopre talk about pre-cum</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku70"></span>
 
*xalbo:
 
*xalbo:
 
*:LOJBAN!: Yeah, there's 50 words for that.  Let's fight to the death over which one to use!
 
*:LOJBAN!: Yeah, there's 50 words for that.  Let's fight to the death over which one to use!
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<p>ah, typing lag :)</p>
 
<p>ah, typing lag :)</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku71"></span>
 
*cirzgamanti ponders if smegma is especially soft/moldable when warm…
 
*cirzgamanti ponders if smegma is especially soft/moldable when warm…
 
*cirzgamanti:
 
*cirzgamanti:
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<p>trying to find a lujvo for smegma</p>
 
<p>trying to find a lujvo for smegma</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku72"></span>
 
*lindar:
 
*lindar:
 
*:Nothing to eat unless I want to cook!
 
*:Nothing to eat unless I want to cook!
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*:I -do- want the cock, donri.
 
*:I -do- want the cock, donri.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku73"></span>
 
-!- Dessous (n=slash@a88-115-70-173.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has quit ()
 
-!- Dessous (n=slash@a88-115-70-173.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has quit ()
 
*cirzgamanti:
 
*cirzgamanti:
 
*:somebody's naked now ;)
 
*:somebody's naked now ;)
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku74"></span>
 
11:58 *donri:
 
11:58 *donri:
 
*:o'i mu xagji donrypinji cu zvati le trixe be do
 
*:o'i mu xagji donrypinji cu zvati le trixe be do
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku75"></span>
 
*donri:
 
*donri:
 
*:ju'i timonator spofu fa la lojbanorg gau do xu
 
*:ju'i timonator spofu fa la lojbanorg gau do xu
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*:lo nu lo mamta be da cu patfu de
 
*:lo nu lo mamta be da cu patfu de
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku76"></span>
 
*donri:
 
*donri:
 
*:heard on twitter: "I bet lojban has a word for when your phone vibrates with an email just seconds after you leave the office on a Friday afternoon."
 
*:heard on twitter: "I bet lojban has a word for when your phone vibrates with an email just seconds after you leave the office on a Friday afternoon."
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<p>http://twitter.com/XedMada/statuses/4379788151</p>
 
<p>http://twitter.com/XedMada/statuses/4379788151</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku77"></span>
 
*clsn:
 
*clsn:
 
*:.u ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART
 
*:.u ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART
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*:Not rotated enough, durnit.
 
*:Not rotated enough, durnit.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku78"></span>
 
*AnAdorableNick:
 
*AnAdorableNick:
 
*:djanatyn-fonxa: Are you sure they're ba'e carpender  
 
*:djanatyn-fonxa: Are you sure they're ba'e carpender  
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only 110 ohm, not too resistive
 
only 110 ohm, not too resistive
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku79"></span>
 
*lindar:
 
*lindar:
 
*: Okay, let's skip the bullshit.
 
*: Okay, let's skip the bullshit.
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<p>Talking about an O'Neill Cylinder WRT the space-version of Lojbanistan.</p>
 
<p>Talking about an O'Neill Cylinder WRT the space-version of Lojbanistan.</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku80"></span>
 
*Hugglesworth:
 
*Hugglesworth:
 
*:if you get decent enough you can brake like you do on real skates
 
*:if you get decent enough you can brake like you do on real skates
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*:If the wheels are in a line perpendicular to the direction of travel, they're imaginary skates.
 
*:If the wheels are in a line perpendicular to the direction of travel, they're imaginary skates.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku81"></span>
 
*ksion:
 
*ksion:
 
*:What is the place structure of {broda je brode}?
 
*:What is the place structure of {broda je brode}?
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*:x1 is shut up by standard x2 in your face x3 under random extranneous place that nobody ever uses x4.
 
*:x1 is shut up by standard x2 in your face x3 under random extranneous place that nobody ever uses x4.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku82"></span>
 
*christererer:
 
*christererer:
 
*:.i mi na se bangu la lojban
 
*:.i mi na se bangu la lojban
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*:It's time for you to make some changes in your life, or get out.
 
*:It's time for you to make some changes in your life, or get out.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku83"></span>
 
*rlpowell:
 
*rlpowell:
 
*:Apparently the boat got about 8 inches of water in the bottom, and the computer was in a laptop bag that soaked up a bunch of water.
 
*:Apparently the boat got about 8 inches of water in the bottom, and the computer was in a laptop bag that soaked up a bunch of water.
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*:This conversation included a comment on her part that lake water being conductive was proof of homeopathy.  -_-
 
*:This conversation included a comment on her part that lake water being conductive was proof of homeopathy.  -_-
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku84"></span>
 
*Craig`:
 
*Craig`:
 
*:sorry about that had to pop downstairs, <u>back</u>  
 
*:sorry about that had to pop downstairs, <u>back</u>  
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*:ku
 
*:ku
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku85"></span>
 
*timonator:
 
*timonator:
 
*:have to go
 
*:have to go
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*sshc returns
 
*sshc returns
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku86"></span>
 
*Warrigal:
 
*Warrigal:
 
*:Now I should ponder actual reasons for living on campus.  &gt;.&gt;
 
*:Now I should ponder actual reasons for living on campus.  &gt;.&gt;
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*:An astonishingly good reason.
 
*:An astonishingly good reason.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku87"></span>
 
23:44  *lindar would like to point out that ctino is not multiple people, and  
 
23:44  *lindar would like to point out that ctino is not multiple people, and  
 
therefore should not use third-person pronouns which refer to groups  
 
therefore should not use third-person pronouns which refer to groups  
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<p>Using /me too much and referring to oneself as "they" instead of using second-person or spivak pronouns.</p>
 
<p>Using /me too much and referring to oneself as "they" instead of using second-person or spivak pronouns.</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku88"></span>
 
Nov 16 16:40:58 »»  lindar writes a small line of code to pre-parse all Lojban text and replace all UI with {ge'e}.
 
Nov 16 16:40:58 »»  lindar writes a small line of code to pre-parse all Lojban text and replace all UI with {ge'e}.
 
Nov 16 16:41:04 .:Twey:.  lindar: ge'e ba'e sai
 
Nov 16 16:41:04 .:Twey:.  lindar: ge'e ba'e sai
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<p>Lindar was frustrated with people overusing attitudinals.</p>
 
<p>Lindar was frustrated with people overusing attitudinals.</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku89"></span>
 
*Cin:
 
*Cin:
 
*:It's the bouncer I'm using. It just stops sending messages after a while.
 
*:It's the bouncer I'm using. It just stops sending messages after a while.
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*:The day psybnc won't suck will be the day it's used as a vacuum cleaner.
 
*:The day psybnc won't suck will be the day it's used as a vacuum cleaner.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku90"></span>
 
*purpleposeidon moves his lips so that they make that lathery sound
 
*purpleposeidon moves his lips so that they make that lathery sound
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku91"></span>
 
*Twey:
 
*Twey:
 
*:cin: Oh, okay.  I was in Wales, just read the away-log.
 
*:cin: Oh, okay.  I was in Wales, just read the away-log.
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*:"You are charged with theft on two accounts." "It wasn't me; I was in Wales!" "I find the defendant not guilty."
 
*:"You are charged with theft on two accounts." "It wasn't me; I was in Wales!" "I find the defendant not guilty."
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku92"></span>
 
Melvar has joined #jbopre
 
Melvar has joined #jbopre
 
*Melvar:
 
*Melvar:
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*:Hahahah.
 
*:Hahahah.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku93"></span>
 
23:20 *rlpowell:
 
23:20 *rlpowell:
 
*:For a good example of why this is a problem, watch "American Beauty".
 
*:For a good example of why this is a problem, watch "American Beauty".
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*:protip: if your parents find out you have/are watched/watching that, they will spontaneously and instantly disprove darwinian evolution by giving birth to fully formed live bovines.
 
*:protip: if your parents find out you have/are watched/watching that, they will spontaneously and instantly disprove darwinian evolution by giving birth to fully formed live bovines.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku94"></span>
 
*tswett:
 
*tswett:
 
*:So, guys, you know those games where the rules are secret and always changing?
 
*:So, guys, you know those games where the rules are secret and always changing?
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*:Or that, yes.  :P
 
*:Or that, yes.  :P
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku95"></span>
 
*xalbo:
 
*xalbo:
 
*:Today's random thought: {mucte}: x1 is an alot of species/breed x2.
 
*:Today's random thought: {mucte}: x1 is an alot of species/breed x2.
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*:.i mi mucte nelci — I like that alot.
 
*:.i mi mucte nelci — I like that alot.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku96"></span>
 
*JN:
 
*JN:
 
*:greetings, lojbanoids
 
*:greetings, lojbanoids
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*:(yes, you read correctly. an imperative question!)
 
*:(yes, you read correctly. an imperative question!)
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku97"></span>
 
*neptunepink:
 
*neptunepink:
 
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
 
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku98"></span>
 
*neptunepink:
 
*neptunepink:
 
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
 
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku99"></span>
 
*lindar:
 
*lindar:
 
*:Yeah, unfortunately they seem to cycle out a lot.
 
*:Yeah, unfortunately they seem to cycle out a lot.
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<p>about nintadni coming and going</p>
 
<p>about nintadni coming and going</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku100"></span>
 
*neptunepink:
 
*neptunepink:
 
*:lo gletu be mi du mi
 
*:lo gletu be mi du mi
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<p>u'ivla tanru tanru'i</p>
 
<p>u'ivla tanru tanru'i</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku101"></span>
 
*cmacis:
 
*cmacis:
 
*:This is weird. Computer is running very slowly, but htop says that cpu is at 36%, mem isn't at full either
 
*:This is weird. Computer is running very slowly, but htop says that cpu is at 36%, mem isn't at full either
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<p>slow</p>
 
<p>slow</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku102"></span>
 
*treed:
 
*treed:
 
*:rlpowell: My scale tends to start at 4. 4 was "I was pleased, no real issues" 3 is "Mostly okay, some issues"
 
*:rlpowell: My scale tends to start at 4. 4 was "I was pleased, no real issues" 3 is "Mostly okay, some issues"
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*:6 is "complimentary blowjob with every meal"?
 
*:6 is "complimentary blowjob with every meal"?
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku103"></span>
 
*djanatyn-nanba hacketh thy interweb.
 
*djanatyn-nanba hacketh thy interweb.
 
*djanatyn-nanba:
 
*djanatyn-nanba:
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*:dost thou feelest the sting of my exploit, knave?
 
*:dost thou feelest the sting of my exploit, knave?
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku104"></span>
 
16:46 *Hugglesworth:
 
16:46 *Hugglesworth:
 
*:coi rodo
 
*:coi rodo
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<p>People seem to have a hard time lojbanifying Hugglesworth</p>
 
<p>People seem to have a hard time lojbanifying Hugglesworth</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku105"></span>
 
*rlpowell has kicked djanatyn-fonxa from #lojban (GO TALK TO THE GIRL!
 
*rlpowell has kicked djanatyn-fonxa from #lojban (GO TALK TO THE GIRL!
 
<p>A girl was looking at djan. We needed to kick him for his own good.</p>
 
<p>A girl was looking at djan. We needed to kick him for his own good.</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku106"></span>
 
*timonator:
 
*timonator:
 
*:what did i miss?
 
*:what did i miss?
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*:oh nothing important, we spoke some lojban, me and djanatyn had public sex, we discussed cmavo clusters...
 
*:oh nothing important, we spoke some lojban, me and djanatyn had public sex, we discussed cmavo clusters...
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku107"></span>
 
*djanatyn watches people rant about lojban on youtube.
 
*djanatyn watches people rant about lojban on youtube.
 
*djanatyn:
 
*djanatyn:
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*:Night of the Living Lojbanists.
 
*:Night of the Living Lojbanists.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku108"></span>
 
*lindar:
 
*lindar:
 
*:How do I kill myself bau la .lojban. ?
 
*:How do I kill myself bau la .lojban. ?
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*:you'd probably use a terminator
 
*:you'd probably use a terminator
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku109"></span>
 
*clsn:
 
*clsn:
 
*:I remember a guy in college once trying to work out what was wrong with a terminal's cable by setting the baud rate to 50 baud and holding bare wires to his tongue and hitting ENTER so he could feel/taste the current...
 
*:I remember a guy in college once trying to work out what was wrong with a terminal's cable by setting the baud rate to 50 baud and holding bare wires to his tongue and hitting ENTER so he could feel/taste the current...
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku110"></span>
 
*jamieisdumROLF:
 
*jamieisdumROLF:
 
*:HAHAHAHHA
 
*:HAHAHAHHA
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<p>everything that parses in lojban is saved in the public irc log, and used for usage stats etc.</p>
 
<p>everything that parses in lojban is saved in the public irc log, and used for usage stats etc.</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku111"></span>
 
*purpleposeidon checks djanatyn for turing completeness
 
*purpleposeidon checks djanatyn for turing completeness
 
*timonator:
 
*timonator:
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*purpleposeidon calls timonator's functions with certain suggestive parameters
 
*purpleposeidon calls timonator's functions with certain suggestive parameters
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku112"></span>
 
*lindar:
 
*lindar:
 
*:Ready for the next part, or would you like more examples?
 
*:Ready for the next part, or would you like more examples?
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<p>in ##ckule</p>
 
<p>in ##ckule</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku113"></span>
 
*Sonja:
 
*Sonja:
 
*:that gives it a negative spin :)
 
*:that gives it a negative spin :)
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*:no, toki pona
 
*:no, toki pona
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku114"></span>
 
*lindar is all for being vague and leaving out as much subject matter as possible.
 
*lindar is all for being vague and leaving out as much subject matter as possible.
 
*lindar could be a mafia boss.
 
*lindar could be a mafia boss.
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*:(you can ask lindar how I wound up in a bag)
 
*:(you can ask lindar how I wound up in a bag)
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku115"></span>
 
*tommjames:
 
*tommjames:
 
*:i think i shall attempt to learn this unambiguous language
 
*:i think i shall attempt to learn this unambiguous language
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<p>a curious esperantist comes to look at lojban</p>
 
<p>a curious esperantist comes to look at lojban</p>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku116"></span>
 
07:25 *leom:
 
07:25 *leom:
 
*:I hope that the day comes, and you people say "it's time to do it. We're all going to an island to have the perfect society"
 
*:I hope that the day comes, and you people say "it's time to do it. We're all going to an island to have the perfect society"
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*:(perfectly speaking) society, or perfectly (speaking society)?
 
*:(perfectly speaking) society, or perfectly (speaking society)?
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku117"></span>
 
*xalbo:
 
*xalbo:
 
*:The {ban} in {lojban} is "bon" or (much more rarely, but still legally and amusingly) "bong".
 
*:The {ban} in {lojban} is "bon" or (much more rarely, but still legally and amusingly) "bong".
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*:Take a hit off the lojba?.
 
*:Take a hit off the lojba?.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku118"></span>
 
*lindar:
 
*lindar:
 
*:Freakin' NICE!
 
*:Freakin' NICE!
Line 1,064: Line 1,182:
 
http://lojban.org/tiki/conversation+guide:taxonomy
 
http://lojban.org/tiki/conversation+guide:taxonomy
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku119"></span>
 
*uorygl:
 
*uorygl:
 
*:Deleting the entire filesystem isn't always a good idea.
 
*:Deleting the entire filesystem isn't always a good idea.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku120"></span>
 
*neptunepink:
 
*neptunepink:
 
*:djanatyn: So, uh, what is the state of your soul?
 
*:djanatyn: So, uh, what is the state of your soul?
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*:but i'm like, "no way man. we gotta keep that referential transparency"
 
*:but i'm like, "no way man. we gotta keep that referential transparency"
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku121"></span>
 
*tswett:
 
*tswett:
 
*:TWMAGBN.
 
*:TWMAGBN.
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*:I can't top that.
 
*:I can't top that.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku122"></span>
 
*[[la tsani]]:
 
*[[la tsani]]:
 
*:We can't connect connectives
 
*:We can't connect connectives
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku123"></span>
 
*[[pc]]:
 
*[[pc]]:
 
*:In USA today terms (sorry for local reference) {fatci} is for science, evidence, Democrats, and {jetnu}, if applicable at all, is for cults, delusion and Republicans.
 
*:In USA today terms (sorry for local reference) {fatci} is for science, evidence, Democrats, and {jetnu}, if applicable at all, is for cults, delusion and Republicans.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku124"></span>
 
(Discussing old mail list discussions)
 
(Discussing old mail list discussions)
 
*[[la selpa'i]]:
 
*[[la selpa'i]]:
 
*:I'm nostalgic for a time I never even experienced.
 
*:I'm nostalgic for a time I never even experienced.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku125"></span>
 
*[[la gleki]]:
 
*[[la gleki]]:
 
*"The Horla" ("Le Horla") is an 1887 short horror story written in the style of a journal by French writer Guy de Maupassant.
 
*"The Horla" ("Le Horla") is an 1887 short horror story written in the style of a journal by French writer Guy de Maupassant.
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*"The xorlo" ("La xorlo") is a 2003 short horror story written in the style of a mail message by Argentinian geek Jorge Llambias.
 
*"The xorlo" ("La xorlo") is a 2003 short horror story written in the style of a mail message by Argentinian geek Jorge Llambias.
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku126"></span>
 
<pre>05:19 < Ilmen> valsi cripu                                                             
 
<pre>05:19 < Ilmen> valsi cripu                                                             
 
05:19 < valsi> cripu = x1 is a bridge/span over/across x2 between x3 and x4           
 
05:19 < valsi> cripu = x1 is a bridge/span over/across x2 between x3 and x4           
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</pre>
 
</pre>
 
----
 
----
 +
<span id="selsku127"></span>
 
<pre>
 
<pre>
 
<PoroCYon> .en trendelenburge
 
<PoroCYon> .en trendelenburge

Latest revision as of 19:24, 30 December 2018

  • .o'i mu xagji sofybakni cu zvati le purdi
  • i ti'e loi rusko jdini cu ruble
  • i le merko jbopre cu merjbo .i le fraso jbopre cu fasyjbo i le rusko jbopre cu jboski
    • na jimpe .i jboski ki'a .i mi'e kir noi rusko jbopre
    • go'ira'o .i mi'e .diLItyr. noi ri
      • paunai xu mi jai sarcu fai lo nu ciksi .i vi'o .i le'e rusko valsi cu se fanmo zoi ry.ский.ry. .i seki'ubo lo rusko jbopre cu jboski fe'o mi'e tsali
        • je'e fe'o mi'e diLItyr
  • i ga'i ko pilno le do da'amoi terbesna
  • i ma poi se ckaji cu sidju lei pamsi'u i le kamsutra to mi troci co facki fi lo srana be lu ka ma sutra li'u toi
    • .i ba'anai paunai lo'e ninmu cu gletu nalnelci le ka ma sutra
  • paunai xo lobypli cu banzu le broda cei mu'e basygau lepoi se xaksu ku'o gusni balji
    • .i danfu ko'agoi le xecto di'u .i pako'a nu'o to'e drani cusku le broda .i fo da'ako'a nu'o pinka le broda bau la gliban.
    • .i zo'o.iu zo'o.iu zo'o.iu
  • ki'uma lo najyzme cu sutra kancu .i ca'e skamli to skami toi .i cmila cmila
    • Why does a cantaloupe count fast? Because it's pastel e.g. a computer. Ha ha.
  • I just noticed the following entry in the lujvo-list:
    • zarsle#zausle
    • No meaning is given, and there is no entry "zausle". The rafsi mean
    • "approve" and "cell". What does the lujvo mean?
      • that part of the brain that approves nonsensical lujvo.
  • Spotted on everything2.com:
    • How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two: one to decide what to change it into, and another to figure out what sort of bulb would emit broken light.
      • Brilliant! I think this can be translated into Lojban, even if the language itself kicks against it:
        • .i xo lojbo cu sarcu lenu galfi lo spofu gusni tutci
        • .i re .i pa lojbo cu jdice ledu'u galfi fi makau .i pa lojbo cu troci lenu jimpe ledu'u lo mokau tutci cu te gusni lo spofu
        • to mi zmanei lu baljytai li'u .enai zo tutci toi
  • From a discussion on computer program user interface words:
    • xorxes:
      i e'u zo plisycma cu mapti zoi gy.applet.gy.
    • pier:
      zo'ocai jbari xajmi
      glijbo si'ei si'ei
  • .i le namcu pe la'o gy.Beast.gy. du li xaxaxa no'u ji'a le cmila namcu

lo drata

  • jcowan:
    If you tell me you are repurposing ko, you will die in the arse.

  • cmacis:
    be funny if I ended up teaching logic
  • cmacis:
    being a lojbanist
  • cmacis:
    "and this is predicate logic. It makes a good basis for grammar for conlangs"

  • LogicalDash:
    mi masno binxo lo ckana
  • pitr:
    you just said you're slowly turning into a bed
  • LogicalDash:
    whoa
  • LogicalDash:
    awesome

  • timonator:
    i wonder. if i had a girlfriend, would she enjoy a love statement in lojban+srilermorna as much as you enjoyed the love statement in englisch+tengwar?
  • Eimi:
    I would conjecture that any girl who would be your girlfriend for long would probably appreciate such geekery.  :)

  • cizra:
    By the way, we set up a Lojban SILC channel yesterday.
  • Tene:
    bah, silc. who uses that? nobody!
  • Eimi:
    bah, lojban. who uses that? nobody!

  • cmacis:
    oh dear, how does lojban deal with stutters
  • cmacis:
    stutter with "si" too much and you're back to square one

  • Broca:
    I've seen both xadni+jgari, birka+jgari and prami+jgari for "hug".
  • Broca:
    xadjai is something a fireman could do to rescue someone from a burning house. Hugging presupposes affection.

  • vomoi:
    i got a question
  • Eimi:
    We have answers. Unfortunately, they don't always match.

(experimental cmavo)

  • Eppcott:
    how about bua'a'a for "before I kill you"

  • mungojelly:
    i've never spoken with Nora.. the most contact i've had with her is noralujv.txt

  • abd_ul_jetnu:
    sigh, if only my friends were interested in Lojban ...
  • komfn:
    abdul: I'm afraid we /are/ your friends.

  • Eimi:
    Word that should not exist: gnudo: x1 pertains to naked/nude/unclothed Richard Stallman culture/nationality/identity in aspect x2.

  • Broca:
    xavyrebyfagdaskycizda'u :: c1=da1 is a Vulpix/(six-tailed fox Pok<E9>mon)
  • Broca:
    wtf

19:32 *timonator:

  • doi lojbot gletu pei

19:32 *lojbot:

  • gletu fa ko le danlu

19:32 *timonator:

  • oi

19:33 *@Broca:

  • doi lojbot do mutce tolclite

19:33 *lojbot:

  • lo penmi va'i cu mrobi'o

19:46 *chrisdone:

  • ma grute doi lojbot

19:46 *lojbot:

  • re'e lo se lebna be mi'o bei ko be'o .u'a fo'o cu grute

19:46 *chrisdone:

  • zo re'e u'i

19:48 *timonator:

  • lijda la lojbot lo nu se lebna fi lo badna

  • Eimi:
    .i do gasnu lo nu mi morji tu'a la LOKadin .i ko co'a bredi lo nu do morsi

  • pdf23ds:
    oi do
  • chrisdone:
    ki'a
  • pdf23ds:
    je'e

  • pdf23ds:
    a'unai u'isai
  • pdf23ds:
    That's as close as I could get to evil laugh
  • chrisdone:
    ge'e cai vu'e nai zo'o u'i cai ro'e nai zo'o o'i nai zo'o oi nai zo'o u'u cu'i zo'o uu nai zo'o be'u nai zo'o

Clyde collapes under the weight of a huge string of attitudinals.


  • papermachine:
    doi lojbot xu do catra mi
  • lojbot:
    lo se risna be va'i ti be'o cu catra le ve ckule be jy. boi bei fu le pe'a prenu be'o
  • timonator:
    O_O
  • timonator:
    lojbot just announced a school shooting
  • timonator:
    that's creepy
  • florolf:
    iidai

  • cizra:
    Awesome! Cmacis is getting tentacles!

  • lakmeer_:
    makes sense, although, excluding the recent example, ive neer seen it used as a selbri
  • lakmeer_:
    is there a good example of one?
  • timonator:
    ti nu do mrobi'o - this is your death
  • lakmeer_:
    whoa, examplary AND badass. ki'e timos

  • lericson:
    xu me mo
  • timonator:
    xu me ma*
  • lakmeer_:
    life goes on, bra

beatles reference ftw


  • balnol:
    btw, Not challenging you, just mi na jimpe
  • donri:
    OMG CHALLENGE
  • balnol:
    ROUND 1!!!
  • donri kills balnol
  • balnol:
    FIIIIGHT
  • donri:
    wait what
  • donri:
    oh sorry
  • balnol:
    That was too fast.
  • donri:
    thought we had started already
  • donri:
    now you're dead
  • Clyde:
    Oh, short fight.
  • donri:
    what have i done
  • donri:
    sorry.

  • papermachine:
    coi rodo
  • cizra:
    gemüse
  • sarefo_home:
    cizra: who told you about "gemüse"? :)
  • cizra:
    sarefo_home: A coworker
  • sarefo_home:
    what exactly did he say?
  • cizra:
    It seems he was a bit confused.
  • cizra:
    he used it as a greeting or something.

12:50:19 * nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has joined channel #lojbot 12:50:29 *nathan7:

  • ?translate Hello.

12:50:30 *lojbot:

  • parse error

12:50:37 *nathan7:

  • ?sr Hello.

12:50:37 *lojbot:

  • no lujvo found with the given selrafsi

12:50:47 *nathan7:

  • ?s Hello.

12:50:47 *lojbot:

  • no such selma'o

12:50:49 *nathan7:

  • ?t Hello.

12:50:52 *lojbot:

  • parse error

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  • Warrigal:
    Note to self: never say {fa'o}. Bad things will happen.
  • cizra:
    Warrigal: Um, your text past the } didn't arrive.

  • chrisdone:
    remember {la} is {la'e zo}
  • chrisdone:
    take cizra, his name is, hm, bad example
  • chrisdone:
    take donri, he's not an actual day time

  • clsn:
    Almost enough reasons. Only one thing is missing: cake.
  • cizra:
    OK, OK, I'll get a cake as well.
  • cizra:
    Um, you meant the kind with the stripper inside, yes?
  • clsn:
    Excellent. Ideally, yes. Oh, but make sure the stripper goes in AFTER baking the cake, not before.
  • clsn:
    I made that mistake once. Ugh. Tasted terrible.

  • no`ax has joined #lojban
  • no`ax:
    co'o
  • cmacis:
    co'o
  • no`ax:
    su
  • no`ax:
    coi
  • cmacis:
    coi

  • no`ax:
    fairy: "you got one wish" me: "i want to speak lojban fluently" fairy: "wtf?"

  • donri:
    how can attempto be parseable without terminators?
  • Clyde:
    Huh?
  • timonator:
    wha'?
  • chrisdone:
    eh?
  • balnol:
    .y.

04:27:22 *Teucer:

  • "What are you doing? "Sudoku" "...why did you just say Doku, and what the hell does that mean?"

  • donri:
    . i . xu . do . kancu . le . denpa . doi . kiris .
  • chrisdone:
    na go'i

  • chrisdone:
    haha, I just read 'i.e.' somewhere and wondered what they were agreeing about

09:50:28 *donri:

  • Lojban, also known as GNU/Loglan

09:48:50 *chrisdone:

  • I just like saying GNU/Linux, because only RMS Mathew Stallman takes it seriously


  • chrisdone:
    ue le do pinji
  • chrisdone:
    cu pinsi pe'a pindi
  • chrisdone:
    fe lo ka barda

  • Broca:
    “Motivational Lectures topics: (...) *How gismut has been formed?”
  • Broca:
    How is babby formed?
  • chrisdone:
    Broca: how selrafsi get lujvoed?
  • Broca:
    chrisdone: they need to do way instain cmene>, who smush thier rafsi. because these rafsi cant frigth back?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL


  • donri:
    potato mash and meatballs in four minutes. I love modern life.
  • cmacis:
    mmm
  • chrisdone:
    we did the monaster mash
  • chrisdone:
    haha, s/monaster/monster
  • chrisdone:
    we did the monastary mash, it was a cathedral smash!
  • cmacis:
    I'm so desperate for new xamselsku that I'm considering that

  • Eimi:
    I had an interesting idea for a novel cmavo this morning.
  • Broca puts his fingers into his ears

  • clsn is now known as notclsn
  • notclsn (n=mark@pi.meson.org) has left #lojban
  • donri:
    OMG WHERE DID CLSN GO

23:33 *dbrock``:

  • .i lo jai badri cu mo

23:33 *florolf:

  • go'i

  • Luigi:
    I find it slightly scary that you two complete each other's ideas, apparently as the other may or may not be typing something similar.
  • kribacr:
    la donri. jbobu'a mi
  • donri:
    we're siamese twins

I don't have timestamp on .uinai. Edited one Luigi's line out.


  • Luke:
    So, I'm confused about BO.
  • rlpowell:
    Those crystal rock deoderants work really well; have you tried them?

on the lojban-beginners list


21:34 *kribacru:

  • what does byfy do with the logs they read?

21:35 *Eimi:

  • kribacru: We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you first (we tried "but then we'd have to kill you", but people kept backing out at the last minute. Most inconvenient)

01:27:28 *kiris:

  • do tolmipygau i'e nai zo'o lo du'u mi glibau kakne

01:27:46 *klaid:

  • u'u cai

01:27:56 *kiris:

  • zo'o pei

01:28:02 *klaid:

  • zo'o

01:28:08 *klaid:

  • u'u ru'e zo'o nai

01:28:11 *kiris:

  • u'i i'e nai zo'o

01:28:19 *kiris:

  • ua nai bu'o

01:28:45 *kiris:

  • ua nai bu'o cu'i

01:28:45 *kiris:

  • ua nai bu'o nai

01:28:45 *kiris:

  • ua

01:28:54 *klaid:

  • u'i

  • papermachine (n=ahoman@61.152.106.169) has joined channel #jbopre
  • kiris:
    hi paper
  • papermachine:
    yo kiris
  • papermachine:
    et al
  • kiris:
    see that, paper loves me. the rest of you are just some latin
  • cizra:
    Some abbreviated Latin, even. I feel so inferior now.

  • papermachine:
    doi cizra mi nelci do
  • kiris:
    usually it would need a {la}, but in this case it still works
  • papermachine:
    xu do cusku lo sedu'u tu'a mi cu na gendra
  • kiris:
    ja'a gendra gi'e pu'i ia na smudra
  • cizra:
    u'i
  • Eimi:
    doi le cizra no'u la cizra do'u mi ji'a do nelci
  • cizra:
    \o/

  • rlpowell rolls a 1 on his reading comprehension.

  • cizra really prefers pubic transportation
  • cizra:
    er, public
  • papermachine:
    Freudian falling down the staircase?

17:51 *kribacr:

  • i think im going to start filling in the unused places of selbri when people are talking

17:52 *kribacr:

  • to make people start using 'vau' or else be ridiculed hehe

18:16 *clsn:

  • "Thinking up unused places in brivla" sounds like one of the xkcd "My Hobby" entries...

(discussing simple english wikipedia)

  • djanatyn:
    http://xkcd.com/547/
  • donri:
    did you read the xkcd
  • donri:
    ...
  • djanatyn:
    D
  • donri:
    D
  • donri:
    ...
  • djanatyn:
    ...

No stamps, but we spoke at the same times


  • timonator:
    if the question is dumb, it's also considered grammatical to punch the other person in the face

21:33 *gejyspa:

  • have a cookie (=co'oki'e)

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  • Eimi:
    "xorlo" is the (sort of English, but of a gismu form) name for the change. It's xorxes' version of {lo}.
  • donri:
    i have a new proposal for {ri}!
  • donri:
    lets call it
  • donri:
    ...
  • donri:
    wait for it

cut out a lot of uninteresting stuff


  • kiris:
    nintadni pe'u lojbot
  • lojbot:
    nintadni fa lo cidja be la banlinoblis be'o

  • kiris:
    I came up with kiris because it sounds nice and has no meaning ^_^
  • klaid:
    kiris, liar, it's a reference to cancelling tense defaults and rice!
  • kiris:
    _;
  • kiris:
    you have revealed my love of rice and mild dislike of tense
  • kiris:
    these are the properties that define me as a human being

from a discussion of name meanings


10:27 *donri:

  • we need a lojban ballet. in space.

10:30 *lindar:

  • ROCK ballet in space.

10:31 *donri:

  • meteor rock?

10:33 *neptunepink:

  • Meteor and roll? Does this kind of music have mete(o)r?

23:48 *Broca:

  • mlismu answers: fe mi pinji fa lo te cadzu be ny. bei mi

23:48 *Broca:

  • “I walk on N with my penis”?

23:49 *kiris:

  • wise words from mlismu

23:50 *kiris:

  • never walk on N without genitals

01:17 *lindar:

  • Wow, I almost understood all of that without having to use a dictionary.

01:17 *timonator:

  • ui you turn me on when you say things like that

01:18 *cmacis:

  • if you two start cybering in lojban, do it here so it goes in the logs

in #lojban


18:13 *selkik:

  • mi pu za krici lo du'u la xalbo cu nintadni

18:14 *timonator:

  • u'i ru'e

18:14 *timonator:

  • la xalbo mutce certu nintadni

18:28 *donri:

  • timonator: +cu!

18:30 *timonator:

  • ua ki'e

18:30 *donri:

  • za'a do mutce tolcertu nintadni :)

18:31 *xalbo:

  • .i mi'e la xalbo mutce certu nintadni .i ku'i .e'a zo xalbo cmene fi do

12:23 *timonator:

  • who made the jipci on jbotcan?

12:25 *gunkamanti:

  • who is this jipci, i'ening without the i'enator's permission?!

12:27 *timonator:

  • i don't know, but i am very mad.

12:29 *gunkamanti:

  • i have a hunch you won't have beef burgers tonight ;)

02:43 *Keiya:

  • An analogy is Lojban as C, and English as Smalltalk. If you're familiar with those programming tools.

02:44 *shachaf:

  • Keiya: ...Is this supposed to be in support of Lojban? :-)

02:44 *Keiya:

  • shachaf: Well, it's comparative :J

02:45 *Keiya:

  • Replace C with just about anything, really.

02:45 *timonator:

  • Keiya: lojban is lolcode?

02:45 *Keiya:

  • timonator: Well, both have a tendancy towards phonetic spelling...

00:03 -!- florolf has quit ("The sofa is not magic.") 00:05 *klaid:

  • la .florolf. se cfipu .i pau nai ma na djuno lo du'u le sfofa cu makfa

  • timonator:
    mi xusra lo du'u la djanatyn mutce plana je tilju
  • Broca:
    doi timonator le do mamta cu mutce plana je tilju
  • djanatyn:
    Why is Broca insulting timos? O_o
  • timonator:
    djanatyn: that's the way we do it around here
  • djanatyn:
    It seems that all insults are completely random.
  • timonator:
    ui mi se pamjai
  • djanatyn:
    Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig.
  • djanatyn:
    I must be missing something...
  • klaid:
    • djanatyn:
    Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig. <-- ti me lo'e nu vi casnu

  • CosmicRay:
    OK, imagine everything I say is technical, unless it's completely ridiculously stupid, in which case imagine I never said a word

  • CosmicRay:
    But I don't think either of us have any special innate ability or good genes, I think it's just the way we were brought up
  • djanatyn:
    true :) my parents have always been geeks. I used to think all black people were Klingons ;)
  • CosmicRay:
    djanatyn: dude, that is so politically incorrect it's funny

  • jcowan:
    The lojban lexicon is rather flat: it doesn't have many oppositions like head/dome, or at a higher level between "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" and my pomposification of that as "At times of peril or dubitation, perform swift circular ambulation, with loud and high-pitched ululation."

  • cizra:
    timonator: Sex is overrated. Love is what makes the world go round, not sex, IMO.
  • Broca:
    _Inertia_ is what makes the world go round.

  • tomoj:
    I told one of my ex's I wanted to be with someone who liked argument and that philosophy was all about argument and she said that was the stupidest thing she'd ever heard :(
  • Tene:
    tomoj: sounds like she wanted to argue with you.

  • jcowan:
    piblitki is not a proper lujvo: it's tosmabru.
  • selbeimanti:
    hm, jvocu'adju says it's ok
  • selbeimanti:
    probably because tk is not a permissible start cluster or something?
  • selbeimanti:
    which makes no sense either…
  • selbeimanti:
    hm, yes it does. tki cannot be a rafsi.
  • jcowan:
    I guess that's right. I never thought about whether the tosmabru rule applies to the case where a CV falls off and leaves a fu'ivla behind, but I guess it doesn't.
  • jcowan:
    But is that really right? How can you tell "piblitki" from the valid "pi blitki"?
  • selbeimanti:
    there can be no blitki.
  • selbeimanti:
    at least that's what jbofi'e says
  • selbeimanti:
    so, why can't blitki be a fu'ivla ?
  • jcowan:
    Oh. Because it's a slinku'i. "ca blitki" = "cablitki", a well-formed tanru.
  • jcowan:
    Very subtle.

when jbopre talk about pre-cum


  • xalbo:
    LOJBAN!: Yeah, there's 50 words for that. Let's fight to the death over which one to use!
  • Polarina:
    Words for what?
  • cirzgamanti:
    mi nelci le do pinji pe lo mamta be do
  • xalbo:
    And on that note, it's time for me to leave.

ah, typing lag :)


  • cirzgamanti ponders if smegma is especially soft/moldable when warm…
  • cirzgamanti:
    ah, sapir/whorf at work :)

trying to find a lujvo for smegma


  • lindar:
    Nothing to eat unless I want to cook!
  • @timonator:
    then want to cook
  • donri:
    want the cock
  • lindar:
    I -do- want the cock, donri.

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  • cirzgamanti:
    somebody's naked now ;)

11:58 *donri:

  • o'i mu xagji donrypinji cu zvati le trixe be do

  • donri:
    ju'i timonator spofu fa la lojbanorg gau do xu
  • timonator:
    yy doi la donri mi gasnu ma
  • donri:
    lo nu lo mamta be da cu patfu de

  • donri:
    heard on twitter: "I bet lojban has a word for when your phone vibrates with an email just seconds after you leave the office on a Friday afternoon."
  • klaid:
    nunmumdjedormijmlibavbijlivmlibavysamselmrifondesku, nu1=x1 is an event of phone desku1=fonxa1=x2 in phone network fonxa2=x3 shaking from e-mail samselmri1=desku2=x4 sent by samselmri2=x5 (agent) to samselmri3=x6 from computer samselmri4=x7 by computer system system samselmri5=x8 shortly after cliva1=x9 leaves office briju1=cliva2=x10 by route cliva3=x11 shortly after afternoon dormidju1=x12 of Friday mumdei1=dormidju2=x13 at location dormidju3=x14 of week mumdei2=x15 in calendar mumdei3=x16

http://twitter.com/XedMada/statuses/4379788151


  • clsn:
    .u ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART
  • la_fen:
    U+2765 ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART BULLET (?)
  • clsn:
    Not rotated enough, durnit.

  • AnAdorableNick:
    djanatyn-fonxa: Are you sure they're ba'e carpender

ants?

  • AnAdorableNick:
    carpenter
  • djanatyn-fonxa:
    Yes.
  • djanatyn-fonxa:
    Very sure. They have the brown stripes below the

abdomen. And they're very big. And very fast.

  • kozmikreis:
    How many brown stripes do they have? If it's 3 they're

only 110 ohm, not too resistive


  • lindar:
    Okay, let's skip the bullshit.
  • lindar:
    If I stand on a 2-story building and drop a penny, what happens?
  • clsn:
    You lose a penny.
  • lindar:
    -_-
  • Hugglesworth:
    ah science

Talking about an O'Neill Cylinder WRT the space-version of Lojbanistan.


  • Hugglesworth:
    if you get decent enough you can brake like you do on real skates
  • Warrigal:
    What are real skates?
  • timonator:
    the ones with four rolls put in the corners of a rectangle?
  • Warrigal:
    If that's what real skates are, I don't see why you call them that; it's not like they're harder and more effective, is it?
  • Warrigal:
    Surely real skates are the ones where the wheels all lie in a line. If they're spread out across the plane, that makes them complex skates.
  • Warrigal:
    If the wheels are in a line perpendicular to the direction of travel, they're imaginary skates.

  • ksion:
    What is the place structure of {broda je brode}?
  • lindar:
    x1 is shut up by standard x2 in your face x3 under random extranneous place that nobody ever uses x4.

  • christererer:
    .i mi na se bangu la lojban
  • timonator:
    ma bangu do
  • christererer:
    mi glibau
  • djanatyn-fonxa:
    Woah, English!
  • djanatyn-fonxa:
    We got a lot of things to talk about. And I'm not happy.
  • djanatyn-fonxa:
    It's time for you to make some changes in your life, or get out.

  • rlpowell:
    Apparently the boat got about 8 inches of water in the bottom, and the computer was in a laptop bag that soaked up a bunch of water.
  • rlpowell:
    THe computer wasn't actually soaked , but there was noticeable condensation inside the covers of the ram and so on.
  • rlpowell:
    She was very shocked when I told her to deliberately pour in a lot more water than it had in the first place.  :)
  • rlpowell:
    (distilled water)
  • rlpowell:
    (followed by a bit of rubbing alcohol; she doesn't have much left)
  • rlpowell:
    This conversation included a comment on her part that lake water being conductive was proof of homeopathy. -_-

  • Craig`:
    sorry about that had to pop downstairs, back
  • kribacr:
    Unforgiveable.
  • kribacr:
    You will be terminated.
  • kribacr:
    ku

  • timonator:
    have to go
  • timonator:
    bye
  • AnAdorableNick:
    have to go
  • AnAdorableNick:
    bye
  • sshc:
    have to go
  • sshc:
    bye

(time passes)

  • timonator returns
  • AnAdorableNick returns
  • sshc returns

  • Warrigal:
    Now I should ponder actual reasons for living on campus. >.>
  • neptunepink:
    Warrigal: Gay sex.
  • Warrigal:
    That's...
  • Warrigal:
    An astonishingly good reason.

23:44 *lindar would like to point out that ctino is not multiple people, and therefore should not use third-person pronouns which refer to groups to refer to emself. 23:45 *lindar does so. 23:45 *lindar:

  • Hey ctino, you're not multiple people.

23:45 *lindar:

  • So you probably shouldn't use third-person pronouns which refer

to groups to refer to yourself. 23:45 *ctino comments that "they" and "their" are both allowed as singular pronouns according to wikipedia 23:45 *neptunepink:

  • Really? I'll go fix that...

23:45 *lindar:

  • +1

23:46 *lindar:

  • I would consider that a burn.

23:46 *neptunepink:

  • D

23:47 *lindar:

  • Zymish agrees.

23:47 *neptunepink:

  • Go put it on xamselsku then

Using /me too much and referring to oneself as "they" instead of using second-person or spivak pronouns.


Nov 16 16:40:58 »» lindar writes a small line of code to pre-parse all Lojban text and replace all UI with {ge'e}. Nov 16 16:41:04 .:Twey:. lindar: ge'e ba'e sai Nov 16 16:41:21 .:kribacr:. ge'e dai Nov 16 16:41:34 .:Twey:. ge'e ba'e sai ro'u

Lindar was frustrated with people overusing attitudinals.


  • Cin:
    It's the bouncer I'm using. It just stops sending messages after a while.
  • Cin:
    Can someone give me a one liner for psybnc?
  • AnAdorableNick:
    The day psybnc won't suck will be the day it's used as a vacuum cleaner.

  • purpleposeidon moves his lips so that they make that lathery sound

  • Twey:
    cin: Oh, okay. I was in Wales, just read the away-log.
  • cin:
    Tch. A typical excuse. "I was in Wales." Rolls eyes
  • cin:
    "You are charged with theft on two accounts." "It wasn't me; I was in Wales!" "I find the defendant not guilty."

Melvar has joined #jbopre

  • Melvar:
    What defines a dragon?
  • Cin:
    Couldn't give a shit so hard.
  • rlpowell:
    Hahahah.

23:20 *rlpowell:

  • For a good example of why this is a problem, watch "American Beauty".

23:20 *rlpowell:

  • The military dude's wife creeps me out large

23:21 *rlpowell:

  • protip: if your parents find out you have/are watched/watching that, they will spontaneously and instantly disprove darwinian evolution by giving birth to fully formed live bovines.

  • tswett:
    So, guys, you know those games where the rules are secret and always changing?
  • timonator:
    like human interaction in general?
  • tswett:
    The only one I've ever actually played is Mao. It was fun, but now I don't really have any opportunities to play it.
  • tswett:
    Or that, yes.  :P

  • xalbo:
    Today's random thought: {mucte}: x1 is an alot of species/breed x2.
  • xalbo:
    .i mi mucte nelci — I like that alot.

  • JN:
    greetings, lojbanoids
  • timonator:
    we are the lojbananas.
  • JN:
    take me to your cmene
  • timonator:
    do you come in peace and bring cake!
  • timonator:
    (yes, you read correctly. an imperative question!)

  • neptunepink:
    Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts

  • neptunepink:
    Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts

  • lindar:
    Yeah, unfortunately they seem to cycle out a lot.
  • lindar:
    They'll be here a month and then drop out.
  • lindar:
    Sometimes a few days.
  • cdfh:
    lojban is for life, not just Christmas :-/

about nintadni coming and going


  • neptunepink:
    lo gletu be mi du mi
  • timonator:
    u'i tanru
  • timonator:
    tanru'i
  • neptunepink:
    If that's a tanru, I will cry.
  • neptunepink:
    .oi
  • neptunepink:
    mi klaku
  • timonator:
    zo tanru'i u'ivla

u'ivla tanru tanru'i


  • cmacis:
    This is weird. Computer is running very slowly, but htop says that cpu is at 36%, mem isn't at full either
  • neptunepink:
    killall npviewer.bin nspluginviewer
  • timonator:
    heh.
  • neptunepink:
    I am so fucking serious. That's aliased to "slow" in .bashrc

slow


  • treed:
    rlpowell: My scale tends to start at 4. 4 was "I was pleased, no real issues" 3 is "Mostly okay, some issues"
  • treed:
    5 is "fucking fantastic"
  • Tene:
    6 is "complimentary blowjob with every meal"?

  • djanatyn-nanba hacketh thy interweb.
  • djanatyn-nanba:
    mwahahahaha
  • djanatyn-nanba:
    dost thou feelest the sting of my exploit, knave?

16:46 *Hugglesworth:

  • coi rodo

16:47 *cmacis:

  • coi uglisuof

16:49 *djanatyn-fonxa:

  • coi

16:55 *Hugglesworth:

  • 'uglisuof', it's just getting weirder by the day isn't it

16:56 *djanatyn-fonxa:

  • uncle ugly soft!

16:57 *Hugglesworth:

  • XD

People seem to have a hard time lojbanifying Hugglesworth


  • rlpowell has kicked djanatyn-fonxa from #lojban (GO TALK TO THE GIRL!

A girl was looking at djan. We needed to kick him for his own good.


  • timonator:
    what did i miss?
  • donri:
    oh nothing important, we spoke some lojban, me and djanatyn had public sex, we discussed cmavo clusters...

  • djanatyn watches people rant about lojban on youtube.
  • djanatyn:
    Hmm. For some reason, the speaker is dead.
  • jcowan:
    And still ranting? Impressive.
  • djanatyn:
    Umm.
  • djanatyn:
    (my computer speaker is dead).
  • djanatyn:
    xD
  • jcowan:
    Night of the Living Lojbanists.

  • lindar:
    How do I kill myself bau la .lojban. ?
  • cdfh:
    you'd probably use a terminator

  • clsn:
    I remember a guy in college once trying to work out what was wrong with a terminal's cable by setting the baud rate to 50 baud and holding bare wires to his tongue and hitting ENTER so he could feel/taste the current...

  • jamieisdumROLF:
    HAHAHAHHA
  • jamieisdumROLF:
    \DONRI
  • jamieisdumROLF:
    FUCKING NAZI FAGGOT ROLF
  • klaid:
    ops?
  • cirzgamanti:
    is it /b/ visiting hours again? :)
  • klaid:
    .u'i sai
  • cirzgamanti:
    jamieisdumROLF: come on, this is your chance to become immortal
  • cirzgamanti:
    say something that parses in lojban :)
  • jamieisdumROLF:
    no
  • jamieisdumROLF (i=7dec2c32@gateway/web/freenode/x-flrfvzqewgnjkafm) has left #lojban
  • donri:
    that parses
  • cirzgamanti:
    yay :)

everything that parses in lojban is saved in the public irc log, and used for usage stats etc.


  • purpleposeidon checks djanatyn for turing completeness
  • timonator:
    oh i believe he is completely functional
  • timonator:
    if you know what i mean
  • purpleposeidon calls timonator's functions with certain suggestive parameters

  • lindar:
    Ready for the next part, or would you like more examples?
  • CodeBlock:
    lindar: lets try the next part :P
  • lindar:
    Sweet.
  • lindar:
    Hey, you know what adjectives are, right?
  • CodeBlock:
    lindar: of course =P
  • lindar:
    FUCK adjectives. We don't need them. We don't have them and we don't need them.

in ##ckule


  • Sonja:
    that gives it a negative spin :)
  • timonato1:
    are we talking about quantum mechanics again?
  • Sonja:
    no, toki pona

  • lindar is all for being vague and leaving out as much subject matter as possible.
  • lindar could be a mafia boss.
  • lindar:
    D'you take care of the first thing?
  • lindar:
    How about the second thing?
  • lindar:
    Did you do the thing with the other thing?
  • lis_nunyn:
    I feel very slightly confused now about ku/cu
  • lis_nunyn:
    Basically, if you could make that a tanru, then you need one, right?
  • xalbo:
    Yes. Or at least, that's the most common place where a {ku} would be needed.
  • lis_nunyn:
    so, mi sedlki is fine because that can't be a tanru.
  • xalbo:
    Right.
  • lis_nunyn:
    (you can ask lindar how I wound up in a bag)

  • tommjames:
    i think i shall attempt to learn this unambiguous language
  • tommjames:
    such that i am able to communicate with you people
  • alaricsp:
    We can exchange technology and cultural artefacts!
  • alaricsp:
    I have the secret of the horseless carriage here, and a patent on a distributed database cache coherency technique!

a curious esperantist comes to look at lojban


07:25 *leom:

  • I hope that the day comes, and you people say "it's time to do it. We're all going to an island to have the perfect society"

07:25 *codrus:

  • leom: you mean a perfectly speaking society

07:26 *ninjbo:

  • (perfectly speaking) society, or perfectly (speaking society)?

  • xalbo:
    The {ban} in {lojban} is "bon" or (much more rarely, but still legally and amusingly) "bong".
  • timonator:
    you pronounce bong like that?!
  • donri:
    Hah, yea.
  • xalbo:
    Take a hit off the lojba?.

  • lindar:
    Freakin' NICE!
  • lindar:
    Honest to gods content on one of those pages.
  • lindar:
    I'm so happy I could shit rainbow kittens that vomit candy.

http://lojban.org/tiki/conversation+guide:taxonomy


  • uorygl:
    Deleting the entire filesystem isn't always a good idea.

  • neptunepink:
    djanatyn: So, uh, what is the state of your soul?
  • djanatyn:
    My soul is immutable
  • djanatyn:
    Always set to "hella' cool, dawg"
  • djanatyn:
    All these fools tryna change my state
  • djanatyn:
    but i'm like, "no way man. we gotta keep that referential transparency"

  • tswett:
    TWMAGBN.
  • tswett:
    (I just made that acronym up, and I'm not going to tell you what it stands for.)
  • lindar:
    This Will Make A Girl Blush, Nearly
  • lindar:
    Technically, Women May Agree Guys Buy Nothing
  • lindar:
    Teachers Want My Awesome Ground-Breaking Network
  • djanatyn:
    Those Were Motherfucking Abyssmal Guesses, Bitch Nigga
  • lindar:
    xD
  • lindar:
    I can't top that.


  • pc:
    In USA today terms (sorry for local reference) {fatci} is for science, evidence, Democrats, and {jetnu}, if applicable at all, is for cults, delusion and Republicans.

(Discussing old mail list discussions)

  • la selpa'i:
    I'm nostalgic for a time I never even experienced.

  • la gleki:
  • "The Horla" ("Le Horla") is an 1887 short horror story written in the style of a journal by French writer Guy de Maupassant.
  • ...
  • "The xorlo" ("La xorlo") is a 2003 short horror story written in the style of a mail message by Argentinian geek Jorge Llambias.

05:19 < Ilmen> valsi cripu                                                            
05:19 < valsi> cripu = x1 is a bridge/span over/across x2 between x3 and x4           
               [unordered, typically destination first].                              
05:19 < Ilmen> lol                                                                    
05:20 < Ilmen> indeed it's unordered, but what's the "destination first"?             
05:20 < gleki> there are one way bridges you know                                     
05:21 < gleki> perhaps {cripu} describes a very old bridge.                           
05:21 < gleki> so you are the last person to cross it before it collapses     

<PoroCYon> .en trendelenburge
<mensi> trendelenburge = x1 (humanoid body) is in (reverse) Trendelenburg position with the feet are higher than the head by x2 (angle measurement; units must be specified) | x2 is normally assumed to be the branch cut ranging from -π radians (exclusive) to 
<mensi> positive π radians (inclusive); a positive x2 mantissa (for the units) in this range implies that the feet of x1 are higher than the head thereof, meaning that this word refers to the proper Trendelenburg position; a negative x2 mantissa in the 
<mensi> aforementioned interval produces the reverse Trendelenburg position; x2 must be given as a measurement (use radno, etc. with be in order to access the mantissa) but the pure numbers no, ma'u, and ni'u may be used, in which case they are restricted to 
<mensi> the normally assumed range. | krtisfranks
<PoroCYon> WAT
<notzmv> u'i
<simpson> u'i
<simpson> zabna cfipu
<PoroCYon> I love how it tries to be extremely descriptive and specific, and yet I have no idea what it's supposed to be (being unfamiliar with that position in the first place)
<notzmv> lmao
<^^^^> <Michael Novak>: u'i
<kahai> <clinei>: PoroCyon: mutce lo ka lojbo