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*:everything good is maths. Pythagoras was right. | *:everything good is maths. Pythagoras was right. | ||
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*florolf: | |||
*:assuming the riemann hypothesis is true | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:ah, please be true, please be true | |||
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(talking about a program) | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:it's so far into beta | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:as in the avatars have very easily broken graphics | |||
*Twey: | |||
*:What, Windows? | |||
*Twey: | |||
*:Oh | |||
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*clsn: | |||
*:"Yes," I tell people, "I <u>do</u> speak Klingon, and yes, I <u>have</u> met girls. My wife of the past 16 years absolutely <u>swears</u> she's a girl. I checked the pictures in medical texts; I think she's telling the truth." | |||
*clsn: | |||
*:"And she gave birth to two children who look a lot like me." | |||
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*rlpowell: | |||
*:That. Is. So. Awesome. | |||
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*cizra: | |||
*:<u>sigh</u> | |||
*cizra: | |||
*:I spent 5 minutes typing on a keyboard of a headless box that wasn't connected. | |||
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*Eppcott: | |||
*:I'm at the stage in the process where I can import a file, but it's asking for a "QA" file, which apparently is a type of xhtml | |||
*rlpowell: | |||
*:I can generate <u>anything</u> . :) | |||
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*kamsen: | |||
*:because, as a wise man (I think it was Jesus), once said | |||
*kamsen: | |||
*:the price of infinite specificness is infinite wordiness | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:that was camgusmis. | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:easy to mix them up | |||
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*Eimi: | |||
*:"Never attribute to stupidity that which can more amusingly be attributed to a good conspiracy." | |||
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*vomoic: | |||
*:mi na me la .pitsa. | |||
*StephenPollei: | |||
*:you are not a pizza | |||
*dircer: | |||
*:which is true! | |||
*dircer: | |||
*:well | |||
*dircer: | |||
*:probably. | |||
*StephenPollei: | |||
*:I never ran across sentient pizza | |||
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*lakmeer_: | |||
*:wow i didnt know jbofi'e had its own package! man i should have done this sooner | |||
*lakmeer_ dances through a world of discovery | |||
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(ipv6) | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:here you are talking about future tech and I spend all day babysitting some ancient fax machines | |||
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(computer mice) | |||
*cizra: | |||
*:(...) really thought it looks like a mouse. | |||
*timonator: | |||
*:it has its tail in front. | |||
*timonator: | |||
*:unless you "tap that ass" rather than the ears | |||
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*cmacis: | |||
*:why must man pages be hard | |||
*bancus: | |||
*:Because you keep wearing that slutty dress. | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:you know my secret, but how? | |||
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*cizja: | |||
*:Eimi: Have you been becoming smaller lately? | |||
*Eimi: | |||
*:Yes. I've been crediting it to diet, but it could just be a symptom of the end of the universe. Those are easy to confuse. | |||
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*Broca: | |||
*:Well, I for one like having my dreams come true. :-) | |||
*Eimi: | |||
*:You must have very different dreams from mine. | |||
*Eimi: | |||
*:Some of mine are very enjoyable indeed, but if they started to occur in what I normally | |||
think of as reality I would be terrified indeed. For one thing, it would mean that | |||
everyone who's told me anything about physics was either tragically ignorant or a horrible | |||
liar. | |||
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(lhc) | |||
*bancus: | |||
*:There's a non-zero chance that the experiment will create (a) black holes(s). | |||
*bancus: | |||
*:Of course, there's a non-zero chance that I might fart a black hole, too. | |||
*bancus: | |||
*:Who knows. | |||
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(lhc) | |||
*clsn: | |||
*:The machine is turned on, the lights go out, all the stars vanish and a loud voice heard across the planet says "you have reached level 2". | |||
*florolf: | |||
*:clsn, what happens then? | |||
*clsn: | |||
*:"The Word Paperclip will appear with "It looks like you're trying to confirm fundamental physics. Can I help?" | |||
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*Broca: | |||
*:A real-time space flight sim would be pretty boring. | |||
*Broca: | |||
*:2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds to Alpha Centauri ... | |||
*Broca: | |||
*:2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 49 seconds to Alpha Centauri ... | |||
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*clsn: | |||
*:Law school is said to be the opposite of sex: even when it's good it's lousy | |||
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*cizra: | |||
*:PCI slut.. | |||
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*Tene: | |||
*:"His GPS system said "turn right now". He obeyed without considering the consequences. He collided with a structure, damaging his car and the structure. He was fined." | |||
*Tene: | |||
*:Also listed there is a bus colliding with a low bridge, people driving into canyons, driving into flooding rivers... | |||
*rlpowell: | |||
*:Nice to see darwinian pressures are being applied to the human race once again. | |||
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*timonator: | |||
*:i found the problem | |||
*timonator: | |||
*:no i mean | |||
*timonator: | |||
*:the solution | |||
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*cizra: | |||
*:LVM <3 | |||
*cizra: | |||
*:The joys of it are immeasurable. | |||
*cizra: | |||
*:It's like masturbating in the garden of Eden, on a beach. | |||
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*bancus: | |||
*:Where the fuck are all these morons coming from!? | |||
*recon: | |||
*:bancus: from my "Principles of Computer Science" class. | |||
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*recon: | |||
*:rlpowell: wow. that's... probably a game that could only be dreamt of, let alone programmed, with massive amounts of mind-altering drugs. | |||
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*neptunepink: | |||
*:Step 1) Turn name into IPA. Step 2) Turn IPA into lojban | |||
*cmacis: | |||
*:step 3) add many to your nerd score | |||
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*timonator: | |||
*:the only way you can have not the internet connection as a bottleneck is using gentoo... | |||
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*chrisdone: | |||
*:Tomoe: help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files | |||
*Broca: | |||
*:You accidentally the verb out too. | |||
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*cmacis: | |||
*:it's so shiny, and yet, it's dirt | |||
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21:44 *bancus: | |||
*:My girlfriend has a co-worker who seriously wonders why jews don't just accept Jesus so that they can go to heaven. | |||
21:44 *clsn: | |||
*:Simple. The prices in heaven are ridiculous! In hell you can buy wholesale. | |||
21:44 *bancus: | |||
*:The thing that gets me is not only does she wonder it, but she wonders it so innocently that she'd actually wonder it aloud. | |||
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11:44 *@timonator: | |||
*:thank you very much for this enlightening discussion about shit. | |||
11:47 *@Broca: | |||
*:Fecally yours. | |||
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*Eimi: | |||
*:Idea for someone with way too much time on their hands: create a parallel complaint about English, in lojban. Complain about how "give me the ball" and "give me to the ball" are so different, and how you have to use BAI-like prepositions for <u>everything</u> , etc etc. | |||
*Eimi: | |||
*:Post on youtube with English subtitles. | |||
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Latest revision as of 11:23, 26 August 2014
xamselsku not relevant to Lojban:
- timonator:
- i feel like crap
- Broca:
- timonator: hot, steamy, and irresistible to flies?
- rlpowell:
- The algorithm is very well described on the supermemo site.
- rlpowell:
- Like, described the "please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up" level.
- timonator:
- hmm, i like the idea of throwing heavy objects at people
- bancus notes that this and shit are anagrams.
- Eimi replaces every implementation of qsort in StephenPollei's OS with a bubblesort, then runs away giggling.
- cizra:
- Hm. Did reconstructing my kitchen count as well? (=
- Tene:
- just one huge rock and one slightly smaller rock.
- Tene:
- That's all you really need.
- cizra:
- What's the secon one for?
- cizra:
- Beating the first one until its warm enough to cook with?
- Broca:
- Remind me not to volunteer for something ever again.
- clsn looks for volunteers to remind Broca.
- Broca:
- But it's fascinating how easily anything becomes boring when you _have_ to do it.
- bancus feels sorry for the poor brain of anyone trying to analyze his Amazon.com purchases.
- bancus:
- My last two were a 36-pack of condoms, (Which fit wonderfully, BTW) and a book called Logic in Linguistics.
- bancus can feel the poor analysts' heads breaking.
- timonator:
- .o(child "timonator" terminated with exit status -127)
- cmacis:
- we killed your inner child?
- cizra:
- Despite all evidence to the contrary, the Universe consists of two base elements - magic and bullshit.
- cizra:
- clsn: General relativity ain't for everyone. Not for me, for sure
- clsn:
- of course it's for everyone. that's why it's GENERAL relativity.
- cmacis:
- my star sign's beaver. us beavers don't believe in astrology
- cizra:
- Whadya mean, going to teach kids?
- cmacis:
- yes
- cmacis:
- they're so tiny!
- cizra:
- You're so big, especially with that axe.
- florolf:
- but for simplicity's sake i just cut the whole thing into a stream of words, apply makfa on them and put them back together
- cmacis:
- yay for makfa
- timonator:
- i wonder where is bancus?
- kamsen:
- Where The Hell Is Bancus? Probably creating one of those viral videos where he travels around the world, dancing and speaking Lojban in every country
- cmacis:
- just completed my 2nd year :) I'm a smiley maths nazi
- cmacis:
- everything good is maths. Pythagoras was right.
- florolf:
- assuming the riemann hypothesis is true
- cmacis:
- ah, please be true, please be true
(talking about a program)
- cmacis:
- it's so far into beta
- cmacis:
- as in the avatars have very easily broken graphics
- Twey:
- What, Windows?
- Twey:
- Oh
- clsn:
- "Yes," I tell people, "I do speak Klingon, and yes, I have met girls. My wife of the past 16 years absolutely swears she's a girl. I checked the pictures in medical texts; I think she's telling the truth."
- clsn:
- "And she gave birth to two children who look a lot like me."
- rlpowell:
- That. Is. So. Awesome.
- cizra:
- sigh
- cizra:
- I spent 5 minutes typing on a keyboard of a headless box that wasn't connected.
- Eppcott:
- I'm at the stage in the process where I can import a file, but it's asking for a "QA" file, which apparently is a type of xhtml
- rlpowell:
- I can generate anything . :)
- kamsen:
- because, as a wise man (I think it was Jesus), once said
- kamsen:
- the price of infinite specificness is infinite wordiness
- cmacis:
- that was camgusmis.
- cmacis:
- easy to mix them up
- Eimi:
- "Never attribute to stupidity that which can more amusingly be attributed to a good conspiracy."
- vomoic:
- mi na me la .pitsa.
- StephenPollei:
- you are not a pizza
- dircer:
- which is true!
- dircer:
- well
- dircer:
- probably.
- StephenPollei:
- I never ran across sentient pizza
- lakmeer_:
- wow i didnt know jbofi'e had its own package! man i should have done this sooner
- lakmeer_ dances through a world of discovery
(ipv6)
- cmacis:
- here you are talking about future tech and I spend all day babysitting some ancient fax machines
(computer mice)
- cizra:
- (...) really thought it looks like a mouse.
- timonator:
- it has its tail in front.
- timonator:
- unless you "tap that ass" rather than the ears
- cmacis:
- why must man pages be hard
- bancus:
- Because you keep wearing that slutty dress.
- cmacis:
- you know my secret, but how?
- cizja:
- Eimi: Have you been becoming smaller lately?
- Eimi:
- Yes. I've been crediting it to diet, but it could just be a symptom of the end of the universe. Those are easy to confuse.
- Broca:
- Well, I for one like having my dreams come true. :-)
- Eimi:
- You must have very different dreams from mine.
- Eimi:
- Some of mine are very enjoyable indeed, but if they started to occur in what I normally
think of as reality I would be terrified indeed. For one thing, it would mean that everyone who's told me anything about physics was either tragically ignorant or a horrible liar.
(lhc)
- bancus:
- There's a non-zero chance that the experiment will create (a) black holes(s).
- bancus:
- Of course, there's a non-zero chance that I might fart a black hole, too.
- bancus:
- Who knows.
(lhc)
- clsn:
- The machine is turned on, the lights go out, all the stars vanish and a loud voice heard across the planet says "you have reached level 2".
- florolf:
- clsn, what happens then?
- clsn:
- "The Word Paperclip will appear with "It looks like you're trying to confirm fundamental physics. Can I help?"
- Broca:
- A real-time space flight sim would be pretty boring.
- Broca:
- 2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds to Alpha Centauri ...
- Broca:
- 2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 49 seconds to Alpha Centauri ...
- clsn:
- Law school is said to be the opposite of sex: even when it's good it's lousy
- cizra:
- PCI slut..
- Tene:
- "His GPS system said "turn right now". He obeyed without considering the consequences. He collided with a structure, damaging his car and the structure. He was fined."
- Tene:
- Also listed there is a bus colliding with a low bridge, people driving into canyons, driving into flooding rivers...
- rlpowell:
- Nice to see darwinian pressures are being applied to the human race once again.
- timonator:
- i found the problem
- timonator:
- no i mean
- timonator:
- the solution
- cizra:
- LVM <3
- cizra:
- The joys of it are immeasurable.
- cizra:
- It's like masturbating in the garden of Eden, on a beach.
- bancus:
- Where the fuck are all these morons coming from!?
- recon:
- bancus: from my "Principles of Computer Science" class.
- recon:
- rlpowell: wow. that's... probably a game that could only be dreamt of, let alone programmed, with massive amounts of mind-altering drugs.
- neptunepink:
- Step 1) Turn name into IPA. Step 2) Turn IPA into lojban
- cmacis:
- step 3) add many to your nerd score
- timonator:
- the only way you can have not the internet connection as a bottleneck is using gentoo...
- chrisdone:
- Tomoe: help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
- Broca:
- You accidentally the verb out too.
- cmacis:
- it's so shiny, and yet, it's dirt
21:44 *bancus:
- My girlfriend has a co-worker who seriously wonders why jews don't just accept Jesus so that they can go to heaven.
21:44 *clsn:
- Simple. The prices in heaven are ridiculous! In hell you can buy wholesale.
21:44 *bancus:
- The thing that gets me is not only does she wonder it, but she wonders it so innocently that she'd actually wonder it aloud.
11:44 *@timonator:
- thank you very much for this enlightening discussion about shit.
11:47 *@Broca:
- Fecally yours.
- Eimi:
- Idea for someone with way too much time on their hands: create a parallel complaint about English, in lojban. Complain about how "give me the ball" and "give me to the ball" are so different, and how you have to use BAI-like prepositions for everything , etc etc.
- Eimi:
- Post on youtube with English subtitles.