Talk:xamselsku

xamselsku not relevant to Lojban:

• timonator:

  i feel like crap

• Broca:

  timonator: hot, steamy, and irresistible to flies?

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• rlpowell:

  The algorithm is very well described on the supermemo site.

• rlpowell:

  Like, described the "please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up" level.

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• timonator:

  hmm, i like the idea of throwing heavy objects at people

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• bancus notes that this and shit are anagrams.

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• Eimi replaces every implementation of qsort in StephenPollei's OS with a bubblesort, then runs away giggling.

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• cizra:

  Hm. Did reconstructing my kitchen count as well? (=

• Tene:

  just one huge rock and one slightly smaller rock.

• Tene:

  That's all you really need.

• cizra:

  What's the secon one for?

• cizra:

  Beating the first one until its warm enough to cook with?

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• Broca:

  Remind me not to volunteer for something ever again.

• clsn looks for volunteers to remind Broca.

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• Broca:

  But it's fascinating how easily anything becomes boring when you _have_ to do it.

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• bancus feels sorry for the poor brain of anyone trying to analyze his Amazon.com purchases.
• bancus:

  My last two were a 36-pack of condoms, (Which fit wonderfully, BTW) and a book called Logic in Linguistics.

• bancus can feel the poor analysts' heads breaking.

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• timonator:

  .o(child "timonator" terminated with exit status -127)

• cmacis:

  we killed your inner child?

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• cizra:

  Despite all evidence to the contrary, the Universe consists of two base elements - magic and bullshit.

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• cizra:

  clsn: General relativity ain't for everyone. Not for me, for sure

• clsn:

  of course it's for everyone. that's why it's GENERAL relativity.

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• cmacis:

  my star sign's beaver. us beavers don't believe in astrology

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• cizra:

  Whadya mean, going to teach kids?

• cmacis:

  yes

• cmacis:

  they're so tiny!

• cizra:

  You're so big, especially with that axe.

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• florolf:

  but for simplicity's sake i just cut the whole thing into a stream of words, apply makfa on them and put them back together

• cmacis:

  yay for makfa

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• timonator:

  i wonder where is bancus?

• kamsen:

  Where The Hell Is Bancus? Probably creating one of those viral videos where he travels around the world, dancing and speaking Lojban in every country

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• cmacis:

  just completed my 2nd year :) I'm a smiley maths nazi

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• cmacis:

  everything good is maths. Pythagoras was right.

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• florolf:

  assuming the riemann hypothesis is true

• cmacis:

  ah, please be true, please be true

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(talking about a program)

• cmacis:

  it's so far into beta

• cmacis:

  as in the avatars have very easily broken graphics

• Twey:

  What, Windows?

• Twey:

  Oh

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• clsn:

  "Yes," I tell people, "I do speak Klingon, and yes, I have met girls. My wife of the past 16 years absolutely swears she's a girl. I checked the pictures in medical texts; I think she's telling the truth."

• clsn:

  "And she gave birth to two children who look a lot like me."

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• rlpowell:

  That. Is. So. Awesome.

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• cizra:

  sigh

• cizra:

  I spent 5 minutes typing on a keyboard of a headless box that wasn't connected.

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• Eppcott:

  I'm at the stage in the process where I can import a file, but it's asking for a "QA" file, which apparently is a type of xhtml

• rlpowell:

  I can generate anything . :)

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• kamsen:

  because, as a wise man (I think it was Jesus), once said

• kamsen:

  the price of infinite specificness is infinite wordiness

• cmacis:

  that was camgusmis.

• cmacis:

  easy to mix them up

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• Eimi:

  "Never attribute to stupidity that which can more amusingly be attributed to a good conspiracy."

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• vomoic:

  mi na me la .pitsa.

• StephenPollei:

  you are not a pizza

• dircer:

  which is true!

• dircer:

  well

• dircer:

  probably.

• StephenPollei:

  I never ran across sentient pizza

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• lakmeer_:

  wow i didnt know jbofi'e had its own package! man i should have done this sooner

• lakmeer_ dances through a world of discovery

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(ipv6)

• cmacis:

  here you are talking about future tech and I spend all day babysitting some ancient fax machines

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(computer mice)

• cizra:

  (...) really thought it looks like a mouse.

• timonator:

  it has its tail in front.

• timonator:

  unless you "tap that ass" rather than the ears

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• cmacis:

  why must man pages be hard

• bancus:

  Because you keep wearing that slutty dress.

• cmacis:

  you know my secret, but how?

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• cizja:

  Eimi: Have you been becoming smaller lately?

• Eimi:

  Yes. I've been crediting it to diet, but it could just be a symptom of the end of the universe. Those are easy to confuse.

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• Broca:

  Well, I for one like having my dreams come true. :-)

• Eimi:

  You must have very different dreams from mine.

• Eimi:

  Some of mine are very enjoyable indeed, but if they started to occur in what I normally

think of as reality I would be terrified indeed. For one thing, it would mean that everyone who's told me anything about physics was either tragically ignorant or a horrible liar.

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(lhc)

• bancus:

  There's a non-zero chance that the experiment will create (a) black holes(s).

• bancus:

  Of course, there's a non-zero chance that I might fart a black hole, too.

• bancus:

  Who knows.

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(lhc)

• clsn:

  The machine is turned on, the lights go out, all the stars vanish and a loud voice heard across the planet says "you have reached level 2".

• florolf:

  clsn, what happens then?

• clsn:

  "The Word Paperclip will appear with "It looks like you're trying to confirm fundamental physics. Can I help?"

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• Broca:

  A real-time space flight sim would be pretty boring.

• Broca:

  2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds to Alpha Centauri ...

• Broca:

  2999 years, 365 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 49 seconds to Alpha Centauri ...

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• clsn:

  Law school is said to be the opposite of sex: even when it's good it's lousy

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• cizra:

  PCI slut..

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• Tene:

  "His GPS system said "turn right now". He obeyed without considering the consequences. He collided with a structure, damaging his car and the structure. He was fined."

• Tene:

  Also listed there is a bus colliding with a low bridge, people driving into canyons, driving into flooding rivers...

• rlpowell:

  Nice to see darwinian pressures are being applied to the human race once again.

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• timonator:

  i found the problem

• timonator:

  no i mean

• timonator:

  the solution

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• cizra:

  LVM <3

• cizra:

  The joys of it are immeasurable.

• cizra:

  It's like masturbating in the garden of Eden, on a beach.

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• bancus:

  Where the fuck are all these morons coming from!?

• recon:

  bancus: from my "Principles of Computer Science" class.

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• recon:

  rlpowell: wow. that's... probably a game that could only be dreamt of, let alone programmed, with massive amounts of mind-altering drugs.

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• neptunepink:

  Step 1) Turn name into IPA. Step 2) Turn IPA into lojban

• cmacis:

  step 3) add many to your nerd score

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• timonator:

  the only way you can have not the internet connection as a bottleneck is using gentoo...

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• chrisdone:

  Tomoe: help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files

• Broca:

  You accidentally the verb out too.

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• cmacis:

  it's so shiny, and yet, it's dirt

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21:44 *bancus:

• My girlfriend has a co-worker who seriously wonders why jews don't just accept Jesus so that they can go to heaven.

21:44 *clsn:

• Simple. The prices in heaven are ridiculous! In hell you can buy wholesale.

21:44 *bancus:

• The thing that gets me is not only does she wonder it, but she wonders it so innocently that she'd actually wonder it aloud.

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11:44 *@timonator:

• thank you very much for this enlightening discussion about shit.

11:47 *@Broca:

• Fecally yours.

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• Eimi:

  Idea for someone with way too much time on their hands: create a parallel complaint about English, in lojban. Complain about how "give me the ball" and "give me to the ball" are so different, and how you have to use BAI-like prepositions for everything , etc etc.

• Eimi:

  Post on youtube with English subtitles.

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