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2018-12-30T19:24:37Z

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*.o'i mu xagji sofybakni cu zvati le purdi
*i ti'e loi rusko jdini cu ruble
*i le merko jbopre cu merjbo .i le fraso jbopre cu fasyjbo i le rusko jbopre cu jboski
** na jimpe .i jboski ki'a .i mi'e [[User:Cyril Slobin|kir]] noi rusko jbopre
** go'ira'o .i mi'e [[User:Aleksej Serdyukov|.diLItyr.]] noi ri
***paunai xu mi jai sarcu fai lo nu ciksi .i vi'o .i le'e rusko valsi cu se fanmo zoi ry.ский.ry. .i seki'ubo lo rusko jbopre cu jboski fe'o mi'e [[UseR:tsali|tsali]]
****je'e fe'o mi'e diLItyr
*i ga'i ko pilno le do da'amoi terbesna
*i ma poi se ckaji cu sidju lei pamsi'u i le kamsutra ''to mi troci co facki fi lo srana be lu ka ma sutra li'u toi''
**.i ba'anai paunai lo'e ninmu cu gletu nalnelci le ka ma sutra
*paunai xo lobypli cu banzu le broda cei mu'e basygau lepoi se xaksu ku'o gusni balji
**.i danfu ko'agoi le xecto di'u .i pako'a nu'o to'e drani cusku le broda .i fo da'ako'a nu'o pinka le broda bau la gliban.
**.i zo'o.iu zo'o.iu zo'o.iu
*ki'uma lo [[najyzme|najyzme]] cu sutra kancu .i ca'e skamli to skami toi .i cmila cmila
**Why does a cantaloupe count fast? Because it's pastel e.g. a computer. Ha ha.
*I just noticed the following entry in the lujvo-list:
**zarsle#zausle
**No meaning is given, and there is no entry "zausle". The rafsi mean
**"approve" and "cell". What does the lujvo mean?
***that part of the brain that approves nonsensical lujvo.
*Spotted on everything2.com:
**''How many Lojbanists does it take to change a [[Broken Phone|broken lightbulb]]? Two: one to decide what to change it into, and another to figure out what sort of bulb would emit broken light.
***Brilliant! I think this can be translated into Lojban, even if the language itself kicks against it:
****.i xo lojbo cu sarcu lenu galfi lo spofu gusni tutci
****.i re .i pa lojbo cu jdice ledu'u galfi fi makau .i pa lojbo cu troci lenu jimpe ledu'u lo mokau tutci cu te gusni lo spofu
**** to mi zmanei lu baljytai li'u .enai zo tutci toi
*From a discussion on computer program user interface words:
**[[User:xorxes|xorxes]]:
**:i e'u zo plisycma cu mapti zoi gy.applet.gy.
**[[Pierre Abbat|pier]]:
**:zo'ocai jbari xajmi
**:glijbo si'ei si'ei
*.i [[le namcu pe la'o gy. Beast .gy.|le namcu pe la'o gy.Beast.gy.]] du li xaxaxa no'u ji'a le cmila namcu

==lo drata==

*jcowan:
*:If you tell me you are repurposing ko, you will die in the arse.
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*cmacis:
*:be funny if I ended up teaching logic
*cmacis:
*:being a lojbanist
*cmacis:
*:"and this is predicate logic. It makes a good basis for grammar for conlangs"
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*LogicalDash:
*:mi masno binxo lo ckana
*pitr:
*:you just said you're slowly turning into a bed
*LogicalDash:
*:whoa
*LogicalDash:
*:awesome
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*timonator:
*:i wonder. if i had a girlfriend, would she enjoy a love statement in lojban+srilermorna as much as you enjoyed the love statement in englisch+tengwar?
*Eimi:
*:I would conjecture that any girl who would be your girlfriend for long would probably appreciate such geekery. :)
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*cizra:
*:By the way, we set up a Lojban SILC channel yesterday.
*Tene:
*:bah, silc. who uses that? nobody!
*Eimi:
*:bah, lojban. who uses that? nobody!
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*cmacis:
*:oh dear, how does lojban deal with stutters
*cmacis:
*:stutter with "si" too much and you're back to square one
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*Broca:
*:I've seen both xadni+jgari, birka+jgari and prami+jgari for "hug".
*Broca:
*:xadjai is something a fireman could do to rescue someone from a burning house. Hugging presupposes affection.
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*vomoi:
*:i got a question
*Eimi:
*:We have answers. Unfortunately, they don't always match.
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(experimental cmavo)
*Eppcott:
*:how about bua'a'a for "before I kill you"
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*mungojelly:
*:i've never spoken with Nora.. the most contact i've had with her is noralujv.txt
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*abd_ul_jetnu:
*:sigh, if only my friends were interested in Lojban ...
*komfn:
*:abdul: I'm afraid we /are/ your friends.
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*Eimi:
*:Word that should not exist: gnudo: x1 pertains to naked/nude/unclothed Richard Stallman culture/nationality/identity in aspect x2.
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*Broca:
*:xavyrebyfagdaskycizda'u :: c1=da1 is a Vulpix/(six-tailed fox Pok<E9>mon)
*Broca:
*:wtf
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19:32 *timonator:
*:doi lojbot gletu pei
19:32 *lojbot:
*:gletu fa ko le danlu
19:32 *timonator:
*:oi
19:33 *@Broca:
*:doi lojbot do mutce tolclite
19:33 *lojbot:
*:lo penmi va'i cu mrobi'o
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19:46 *chrisdone:
*:ma grute doi lojbot
19:46 *lojbot:
*:re'e lo se lebna be mi'o bei ko be'o .u'a fo'o cu grute
19:46 *chrisdone:
*:zo re'e u'i
19:48 *timonator:
*:lijda la lojbot lo nu se lebna fi lo badna
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*Eimi:
*:.i do gasnu lo nu mi morji tu'a la LOKadin .i ko co'a bredi lo nu do morsi
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*pdf23ds:
*:oi do
*chrisdone:
*:ki'a
*pdf23ds:
*:je'e
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*pdf23ds:
*:a'unai u'isai
*pdf23ds:
*:That's as close as I could get to evil laugh
*chrisdone:
*:ge'e cai vu'e nai zo'o u'i cai ro'e nai zo'o o'i nai zo'o oi nai zo'o u'u cu'i zo'o uu nai zo'o be'u nai zo'o
Clyde collapes under the weight of a huge string of attitudinals.
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*papermachine:
*:doi lojbot xu do catra mi
*lojbot:
*:lo se risna be va'i ti be'o cu catra le ve ckule be jy. boi bei fu le pe'a prenu be'o
*timonator:
*:O_O
*timonator:
*:lojbot just announced a school shooting
*timonator:
*:that's creepy
*florolf:
*:iidai
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*cizra:
*:Awesome! Cmacis is getting tentacles!
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*lakmeer_:
*:makes sense, although, excluding the recent example, ive neer seen it used as a selbri
*lakmeer_:
*:is there a good example of one?
*timonator:
*:ti nu do mrobi'o - this is your death
*lakmeer_:
*:whoa, examplary AND badass. ki'e timos
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*lericson:
*:xu me mo
*timonator:
*:xu me ma*
*lakmeer_:
*:life goes on, bra
beatles reference ftw
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*balnol:
*:btw, Not challenging you, just mi na jimpe
*donri:
*:OMG CHALLENGE
*balnol:
*:ROUND 1!!!
*donri kills balnol
*balnol:
*:FIIIIGHT
*donri:
*:wait what
*donri:
*:oh sorry
*balnol:
*:That was too fast.
*donri:
*:thought we had started already
*donri:
*:now you're dead
*Clyde:
*:Oh, short fight.
*donri:
*:what have i done
*donri:
*:sorry.
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*papermachine:
*:coi rodo
*cizra:
*:gemüse
*sarefo_home:
*:cizra: who told you about "gemüse"? :)
*cizra:
*:sarefo_home: A coworker
*sarefo_home:
*:what exactly did he say?
*cizra:
*:It seems he was a bit confused.
*cizra:
*:he used it as a greeting or something.
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12:50:19 * nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has joined channel #lojbot
12:50:29 *nathan7:
*:?translate Hello.
12:50:30 *lojbot:
*:parse error
12:50:37 *nathan7:
*:?sr Hello.
12:50:37 *lojbot:
*:no lujvo found with the given selrafsi
12:50:47 *nathan7:
*:?s Hello.
12:50:47 *lojbot:
*:no such selma'o
12:50:49 *nathan7:
*:?t Hello.
12:50:52 *lojbot:
*:parse error
12:51:34 * nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has left channel #lojbot
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*Warrigal:
*:Note to self: never say {fa'o}. Bad things will happen.
*cizra:
*:Warrigal: Um, your text past the } didn't arrive.
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*chrisdone:
*:remember {la} is {la'e zo}
*chrisdone:
*:take cizra, his name is, hm, bad example
*chrisdone:
*:take donri, he's not an actual day time
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*clsn:
*:Almost enough reasons. Only one thing is missing: cake.
*cizra:
*:OK, OK, I'll get a cake as well.
*cizra:
*:Um, you meant the kind with the stripper inside, yes?
*clsn:
*:Excellent. Ideally, yes. Oh, but make sure the stripper goes in AFTER baking the cake, not before.
*clsn:
*:I made that mistake once. Ugh. Tasted terrible.
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*no`ax has joined #lojban
*no`ax:
*:co'o
*cmacis:
*:co'o
*no`ax:
*:su
*no`ax:
*:coi
*cmacis:
*:coi
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*no`ax:
*:fairy: "you got one wish" me: "i want to speak lojban fluently" fairy: "wtf?"
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*donri:
*:how can attempto be parseable without terminators?
*Clyde:
*:Huh?
*timonator:
*:wha'?
*chrisdone:
*:eh?
*balnol:
*:.y.
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04:27:22 *Teucer:
*:"What are you doing? "Sudoku" "...why did you just say Doku, and what the hell does that mean?"
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*donri:
*:. i . xu . do . kancu . le . denpa . doi . kiris .
*chrisdone:
*:na go'i
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*chrisdone:
*:haha, I just read 'i.e.' somewhere and wondered what they were agreeing about
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09:50:28 *donri:
*:Lojban, also known as GNU/Loglan
09:48:50 *chrisdone:
*:I just like saying GNU/Linux, because only RMS Mathew Stallman takes it seriously
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*chrisdone:
*:ue le do pinji
*chrisdone:
*:cu pinsi pe'a pindi
*chrisdone:
*:fe lo ka barda
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*Broca:
*:“Motivational Lectures topics: (...) *How gismut has been formed?”
*Broca:
*:How is babby formed?
*chrisdone:
*:Broca: how selrafsi get lujvoed?
*Broca:
*:chrisdone: they need to do way instain cmene>, who smush thier rafsi. because these rafsi cant frigth back?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL
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*donri:
*:potato mash and meatballs in four minutes. I love modern life.
*cmacis:
*:mmm
*chrisdone:
*:we did the monaster mash
*chrisdone:
*:haha, s/monaster/monster
*chrisdone:
*:we did the monastary mash, it was a cathedral smash!
*cmacis:
*:I'm so desperate for new xamselsku that I'm considering that
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*Eimi:
*:I had an interesting idea for a novel cmavo this morning.
*Broca puts his fingers into his ears
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*clsn is now known as notclsn
*notclsn (n=mark@pi.meson.org) has left #lojban
*donri:
*:OMG WHERE DID CLSN GO
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23:33 *dbrock``:
*:.i lo jai badri cu mo
23:33 *florolf:
*:go'i
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*Luigi:
*:I find it slightly scary that you two complete each other's ideas, apparently as the other may or may not be typing something similar.
*kribacr:
*:la donri. jbobu'a mi
*donri:
*:we're siamese twins
I don't have timestamp on .uinai. Edited one Luigi's line out.
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*Luke:
*:So, I'm confused about BO.
*rlpowell:
*:Those crystal rock deoderants work really well; have you tried them?
on the lojban-beginners list
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21:34 *kribacru:
*:what does byfy do with the logs they read?
21:35 *Eimi:
*:kribacru: We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you first (we tried "but then we'd have to kill you", but people kept backing out at the last minute. Most inconvenient)
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01:27:28 *kiris:
*:do tolmipygau i'e nai zo'o lo du'u mi glibau kakne
01:27:46 *klaid:
*:u'u cai
01:27:56 *kiris:
*:zo'o pei
01:28:02 *klaid:
*:zo'o
01:28:08 *klaid:
*:u'u ru'e zo'o nai
01:28:11 *kiris:
*:u'i i'e nai zo'o
01:28:19 *kiris:
*:ua nai bu'o
01:28:45 *kiris:
*:ua nai bu'o cu'i
01:28:45 *kiris:
*:ua nai bu'o nai
01:28:45 *kiris:
*:ua
01:28:54 *klaid:
*:u'i
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* papermachine (n=ahoman@61.152.106.169) has joined channel #jbopre
*kiris:
*:hi paper
*papermachine:
*:yo kiris
*papermachine:
*:et al
*kiris:
*:see that, paper loves me. the rest of you are just some latin
*cizra:
*:Some abbreviated Latin, even. I feel so inferior now.
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*papermachine:
*:doi cizra mi nelci do
*kiris:
*:usually it would need a {la}, but in this case it still works
*papermachine:
*:xu do cusku lo sedu'u tu'a mi cu na gendra
*kiris:
*:ja'a gendra gi'e pu'i ia na smudra
*cizra:
*:u'i
*Eimi:
*:doi le cizra no'u la cizra do'u mi ji'a do nelci
*cizra:
*:\o/
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*rlpowell rolls a 1 on his reading comprehension.
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*cizra really prefers pubic transportation
*cizra:
*:er, public
*papermachine:
*:Freudian falling down the staircase?
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17:51 *kribacr:
*:i think im going to start filling in the unused places of selbri when people are talking
17:52 *kribacr:
*:to make people start using 'vau' or else be ridiculed hehe
18:16 *clsn:
*:"Thinking up unused places in brivla" sounds like one of the xkcd "My Hobby" entries...
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(discussing simple english wikipedia)
*djanatyn:
*:http://xkcd.com/547/
*donri:
*:did you read the xkcd
*donri:
*:...
*djanatyn:
*::D
*donri:
*::D
*donri:
*:...
*djanatyn:
*:...
No stamps, but we spoke at the same times
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*timonator:
*:if the question is dumb, it's also considered grammatical to punch the other person in the face
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21:33 *gejyspa:
*:have a cookie (=co'oki'e)
21:33 -!- gejyspa (i=a281fb16@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-27a69a58f48955d9) has quit ("http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client")
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*Eimi:
*:"xorlo" is the (sort of English, but of a gismu form) name for the change. It's xorxes' version of {lo}.
*donri:
*:i have a new proposal for {ri}!
*donri:
*:lets call it
*donri:
*:...
*donri:
*:wait for it
cut out a lot of uninteresting stuff
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*kiris:
*:nintadni pe'u lojbot
*lojbot:
*:nintadni fa lo cidja be la banlinoblis be'o
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*kiris:
*:I came up with kiris because it sounds nice and has no meaning ^_^
*klaid:
*:kiris, liar, it's a reference to cancelling tense defaults and rice!
*kiris:
*:;_;
*kiris:
*:you have revealed my love of rice and mild dislike of tense
*kiris:
*:these are the properties that define me as a human being
from a discussion of name meanings
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10:27 *donri:
*:we need a lojban ballet. in space.
10:30 *lindar:
*:ROCK ballet in space.
10:31 *donri:
*:meteor rock?
10:33 *neptunepink:
*:Meteor and roll? Does this kind of music have mete(o)r?
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23:48 *Broca:
*:mlismu answers: fe mi pinji fa lo te cadzu be ny. bei mi
23:48 *Broca:
*:“I walk on N with my penis”?
23:49 *kiris:
*:wise words from mlismu
23:50 *kiris:
*:never walk on N without genitals
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01:17 *lindar:
*:Wow, I almost understood all of that without having to use a dictionary.
01:17 *timonator:
*:ui you turn me on when you say things like that
01:18 *cmacis:
*:if you two start cybering in lojban, do it here so it goes in the logs
in #lojban
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18:13 *selkik:
*:mi pu za krici lo du'u la xalbo cu nintadni
18:14 *timonator:
*:u'i ru'e
18:14 *timonator:
*:la xalbo mutce certu nintadni
18:28 *donri:
*:timonator: +cu!
18:30 *timonator:
*:ua ki'e
18:30 *donri:
*:za'a do mutce tolcertu nintadni :)
18:31 *xalbo:
*:.i mi'e la xalbo mutce certu nintadni .i ku'i .e'a zo xalbo cmene fi do
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12:23 *timonator:
*:who made the jipci on jbotcan?
12:25 *gunkamanti:
*:who is this jipci, i'ening without the i'enator's permission?!
12:27 *timonator:
*:i don't know, but i am very mad.
12:29 *gunkamanti:
*:i have a hunch you won't have beef burgers tonight ;)
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02:43 *Keiya:
*:An analogy is Lojban as C, and English as Smalltalk. If you're familiar with those programming tools.
02:44 *shachaf:
*:Keiya: ...Is this supposed to be in support of Lojban? :-)
02:44 *Keiya:
*:shachaf: Well, it's comparative :J
02:45 *Keiya:
*:Replace C with just about anything, really.
02:45 *timonator:
*:Keiya: lojban is lolcode?
02:45 *Keiya:
*:timonator: Well, both have a tendancy towards phonetic spelling...
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00:03 -!- florolf has quit ("The sofa is not magic.")
00:05 *klaid:
*:la .florolf. se cfipu .i pau nai ma na djuno lo du'u le sfofa cu makfa
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*timonator:
*:mi xusra lo du'u la djanatyn mutce plana je tilju
*Broca:
*:doi timonator le do mamta cu mutce plana je tilju
*djanatyn:
*:Why is Broca insulting timos? O_o
*timonator:
*:djanatyn: that's the way we do it around here
*djanatyn:
*:It seems that all insults are completely random.
*timonator:
*:ui mi se pamjai
*djanatyn:
*:Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig.
*djanatyn:
*:I must be missing something...
*klaid:
*:*djanatyn:
*:Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig. <-- ti me lo'e nu vi casnu
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*CosmicRay:
*:OK, imagine everything I say is technical, unless it's completely ridiculously stupid, in which case imagine I never said a word
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*CosmicRay:
*:But I don't think either of us have any special innate ability or good genes, I think it's just the way we were brought up
*djanatyn:
*:true :) my parents have always been geeks. I used to think all black people were Klingons ;)
*CosmicRay:
*:djanatyn: dude, that is so politically incorrect it's funny
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*jcowan:
*:The lojban lexicon is rather flat: it doesn't have many oppositions like head/dome, or at a higher level between "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" and my pomposification of that as "At times of peril or dubitation, perform swift circular ambulation, with loud and high-pitched ululation."
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*cizra:
*:timonator: Sex is overrated. Love is what makes the world go round, not sex, IMO.
*Broca:
*:_Inertia_ is what makes the world go round.
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*tomoj:
*:I told one of my ex's I wanted to be with someone who liked argument and that philosophy was all about argument and she said that was the stupidest thing she'd ever heard :(
*Tene:
*:tomoj: sounds like she wanted to argue with you.
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*jcowan:
*:piblitki is not a proper lujvo: it's tosmabru.
*selbeimanti:
*:hm, jvocu'adju says it's ok
*selbeimanti:
*:probably because tk is not a permissible start cluster or something?
*selbeimanti:
*:which makes no sense either…
*selbeimanti:
*:hm, yes it does. tki cannot be a rafsi.
*jcowan:
*:I guess that's right. I never thought about whether the tosmabru rule applies to the case where a CV falls off and leaves a fu'ivla behind, but I guess it doesn't.
*jcowan:
*:But is that really right? How can you tell "piblitki" from the valid "pi blitki"?
*selbeimanti:
*:there can be no blitki.
*selbeimanti:
*:at least that's what jbofi'e says
*selbeimanti:
*:so, why can't blitki be a fu'ivla ?
*jcowan:
*:Oh. Because it's a slinku'i. "ca blitki" = "cablitki", a well-formed tanru.
*jcowan:
*:Very subtle.
when jbopre talk about pre-cum
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*xalbo:
*:LOJBAN!: Yeah, there's 50 words for that. Let's fight to the death over which one to use!
*Polarina:
*:Words for what?
*cirzgamanti:
*:mi nelci le do pinji pe lo mamta be do
*xalbo:
*:And on that note, it's time for me to leave.
ah, typing lag :)
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*cirzgamanti ponders if smegma is especially soft/moldable when warm…
*cirzgamanti:
*:ah, sapir/whorf at work :)
trying to find a lujvo for smegma
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*lindar:
*:Nothing to eat unless I want to cook!
*@timonator:
*:then want to cook
*donri:
*:want the cock
*lindar:
*:I -do- want the cock, donri.
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*cirzgamanti:
*:somebody's naked now ;)
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11:58 *donri:
*:o'i mu xagji donrypinji cu zvati le trixe be do
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*donri:
*:ju'i timonator spofu fa la lojbanorg gau do xu
*timonator:
*:yy doi la donri mi gasnu ma
*donri:
*:lo nu lo mamta be da cu patfu de
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*donri:
*:heard on twitter: "I bet lojban has a word for when your phone vibrates with an email just seconds after you leave the office on a Friday afternoon."
*klaid:
*:nunmumdjedormijmlibavbijlivmlibavysamselmrifondesku, nu1=x1 is an event of phone desku1=fonxa1=x2 in phone network fonxa2=x3 shaking from e-mail samselmri1=desku2=x4 sent by samselmri2=x5 (agent) to samselmri3=x6 from computer samselmri4=x7 by computer system system samselmri5=x8 shortly after cliva1=x9 leaves office briju1=cliva2=x10 by route cliva3=x11 shortly after afternoon dormidju1=x12 of Friday mumdei1=dormidju2=x13 at location dormidju3=x14 of week mumdei2=x15 in calendar mumdei3=x16
http://twitter.com/XedMada/statuses/4379788151
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*clsn:
*:.u ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART
*la_fen:
*:U+2765 ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART BULLET (?)
*clsn:
*:Not rotated enough, durnit.
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*AnAdorableNick:
*:djanatyn-fonxa: Are you sure they're ba'e carpender
ants?
*AnAdorableNick:
*:carpenter
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:Yes.
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:Very sure. They have the brown stripes below the
abdomen. And they're very big. And very fast.
*kozmikreis:
*:How many brown stripes do they have? If it's 3 they're
only 110 ohm, not too resistive
----

*lindar:
*: Okay, let's skip the bullshit.
*lindar:
*: If I stand on a 2-story building and drop a penny, what happens?
*clsn:
*: You lose a penny.
*lindar:
*: -_-
*Hugglesworth:
*: ah science
Talking about an O'Neill Cylinder WRT the space-version of Lojbanistan.
----

*Hugglesworth:
*:if you get decent enough you can brake like you do on real skates
*Warrigal:
*:What are real skates?
*timonator:
*:the ones with four rolls put in the corners of a rectangle?
*Warrigal:
*:If that's what real skates are, I don't see why you call them that; it's not like they're harder and more effective, is it?
*Warrigal:
*:Surely real skates are the ones where the wheels all lie in a line. If they're spread out across the plane, that makes them complex skates.
*Warrigal:
*:If the wheels are in a line perpendicular to the direction of travel, they're imaginary skates.
----

*ksion:
*:What is the place structure of {broda je brode}?
*lindar:
*:x1 is shut up by standard x2 in your face x3 under random extranneous place that nobody ever uses x4.
----

*christererer:
*:.i mi na se bangu la lojban
*timonator:
*:ma bangu do
*christererer:
*:mi glibau
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:Woah, English!
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:We got a lot of things to talk about. And I'm not happy.
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:It's time for you to make some changes in your life, or get out.
----

*rlpowell:
*:Apparently the boat got about 8 inches of water in the bottom, and the computer was in a laptop bag that soaked up a bunch of water.
*rlpowell:
*:THe computer wasn't actually soaked , but there was noticeable condensation inside the covers of the ram and so on.
*rlpowell:
*:She was very shocked when I told her to deliberately pour in a lot more water than it had in the first place. :)
*rlpowell:
*:(distilled water)
*rlpowell:
*:(followed by a bit of rubbing alcohol; she doesn't have much left)
*rlpowell:
*:This conversation included a comment on her part that lake water being conductive was proof of homeopathy. -_-
----

*Craig`:
*:sorry about that had to pop downstairs, back
*kribacr:
*:Unforgiveable.
*kribacr:
*:You will be terminated.
*kribacr:
*:ku
----

*timonator:
*:have to go
*timonator:
*:bye
*AnAdorableNick:
*:have to go
*AnAdorableNick:
*:bye
*sshc:
*:have to go
*sshc:
*:bye
(time passes)
*timonator returns
*AnAdorableNick returns
*sshc returns
----

*Warrigal:
*:Now I should ponder actual reasons for living on campus. >.>
*neptunepink:
*:Warrigal: Gay sex.
*Warrigal:
*:That's...
*Warrigal:
*:An astonishingly good reason.
----

23:44 *lindar would like to point out that ctino is not multiple people, and
therefore should not use third-person pronouns which refer to groups
to refer to emself.
23:45 *lindar does so.
23:45 *lindar:
*:Hey ctino, you're not multiple people.
23:45 *lindar:
*:So you probably shouldn't use third-person pronouns which refer
to groups to refer to yourself.
23:45 *ctino comments that "they" and "their" are both allowed as singular
pronouns according to wikipedia
23:45 *neptunepink:
*:Really? I'll go fix that...
23:45 *lindar:
*:+1
23:46 *lindar:
*:I would consider that a burn.
23:46 *neptunepink:
*::D
23:47 *lindar:
*:Zymish agrees.
23:47 *neptunepink:
*:Go put it on xamselsku then
Using /me too much and referring to oneself as "they" instead of using second-person or spivak pronouns.
----

Nov 16 16:40:58 »» lindar writes a small line of code to pre-parse all Lojban text and replace all UI with {ge'e}.
Nov 16 16:41:04 .:Twey:. lindar: ge'e ba'e sai
Nov 16 16:41:21 .:kribacr:. ge'e dai
Nov 16 16:41:34 .:Twey:. ge'e ba'e sai ro'u
Lindar was frustrated with people overusing attitudinals.
----

*Cin:
*:It's the bouncer I'm using. It just stops sending messages after a while.
*Cin:
*:Can someone give me a one liner for psybnc?
*AnAdorableNick:
*:The day psybnc won't suck will be the day it's used as a vacuum cleaner.
----

*purpleposeidon moves his lips so that they make that lathery sound
----

*Twey:
*:cin: Oh, okay. I was in Wales, just read the away-log.
*cin:
*:Tch. A typical excuse. "I was in Wales." Rolls eyes
*cin:
*:"You are charged with theft on two accounts." "It wasn't me; I was in Wales!" "I find the defendant not guilty."
----

Melvar has joined #jbopre
*Melvar:
*:What defines a dragon?
*Cin:
*:Couldn't give a shit so hard.
*rlpowell:
*:Hahahah.
----

23:20 *rlpowell:
*:For a good example of why this is a problem, watch "American Beauty".
23:20 *rlpowell:
*:The military dude's wife creeps me out large
23:21 *rlpowell:
*:protip: if your parents find out you have/are watched/watching that, they will spontaneously and instantly disprove darwinian evolution by giving birth to fully formed live bovines.
----

*tswett:
*:So, guys, you know those games where the rules are secret and always changing?
*timonator:
*:like human interaction in general?
*tswett:
*:The only one I've ever actually played is Mao. It was fun, but now I don't really have any opportunities to play it.
*tswett:
*:Or that, yes. :P
----

*xalbo:
*:Today's random thought: {mucte}: x1 is an alot of species/breed x2.
*xalbo:
*:.i mi mucte nelci — I like that alot.
----

*JN:
*:greetings, lojbanoids
*timonator:
*:we are the lojbananas.
*JN:
*:take me to your cmene
*timonator:
*:do you come in peace and bring cake!
*timonator:
*:(yes, you read correctly. an imperative question!)
----

*neptunepink:
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
----

*neptunepink:
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
----

*lindar:
*:Yeah, unfortunately they seem to cycle out a lot.
*lindar:
*:They'll be here a month and then drop out.
*lindar:
*:Sometimes a few days.
*cdfh:
*:lojban is for life, not just Christmas :-/
about nintadni coming and going
----

*neptunepink:
*:lo gletu be mi du mi
*timonator:
*:u'i tanru
*timonator:
*:tanru'i
*neptunepink:
*:If that's a tanru, I will cry.
*neptunepink:
*:.oi
*neptunepink:
*:mi klaku
*timonator:
*:zo tanru'i u'ivla
u'ivla tanru tanru'i
----

*cmacis:
*:This is weird. Computer is running very slowly, but htop says that cpu is at 36%, mem isn't at full either
*neptunepink:
*:killall npviewer.bin nspluginviewer
*timonator:
*:heh.
*neptunepink:
*:I am so fucking serious. That's aliased to "slow" in .bashrc
slow
----

*treed:
*:rlpowell: My scale tends to start at 4. 4 was "I was pleased, no real issues" 3 is "Mostly okay, some issues"
*treed:
*:5 is "fucking fantastic"
*Tene:
*:6 is "complimentary blowjob with every meal"?
----

*djanatyn-nanba hacketh thy interweb.
*djanatyn-nanba:
*:mwahahahaha
*djanatyn-nanba:
*:dost thou feelest the sting of my exploit, knave?
----

16:46 *Hugglesworth:
*:coi rodo
16:47 *cmacis:
*:coi uglisuof
16:49 *djanatyn-fonxa:
*:coi
16:55 *Hugglesworth:
*:'uglisuof', it's just getting weirder by the day isn't it
16:56 *djanatyn-fonxa:
*:uncle ugly soft!
16:57 *Hugglesworth:
*:XD
People seem to have a hard time lojbanifying Hugglesworth
----

*rlpowell has kicked djanatyn-fonxa from #lojban (GO TALK TO THE GIRL!
A girl was looking at djan. We needed to kick him for his own good.
----

*timonator:
*:what did i miss?
*donri:
*:oh nothing important, we spoke some lojban, me and djanatyn had public sex, we discussed cmavo clusters...
----

*djanatyn watches people rant about lojban on youtube.
*djanatyn:
*:Hmm. For some reason, the speaker is dead.
*jcowan:
*:And still ranting? Impressive.
*djanatyn:
*:Umm.
*djanatyn:
*:(my computer speaker is dead).
*djanatyn:
*:xD
*jcowan:
*:Night of the Living Lojbanists.
----

*lindar:
*:How do I kill myself bau la .lojban. ?
*cdfh:
*:you'd probably use a terminator
----

*clsn:
*:I remember a guy in college once trying to work out what was wrong with a terminal's cable by setting the baud rate to 50 baud and holding bare wires to his tongue and hitting ENTER so he could feel/taste the current...
----

*jamieisdumROLF:
*:HAHAHAHHA
*jamieisdumROLF:
*:\DONRI
*jamieisdumROLF:
*:FUCKING NAZI FAGGOT ROLF
*klaid:
*:ops?
*cirzgamanti:
*:is it /b/ visiting hours again? :)
*klaid:
*:.u'i sai
*cirzgamanti:
*:jamieisdumROLF: come on, this is your chance to become immortal
*cirzgamanti:
*:say something that parses in lojban :)
*jamieisdumROLF:
*:no
*jamieisdumROLF (i=7dec2c32@gateway/web/freenode/x-flrfvzqewgnjkafm) has left #lojban
*donri:
*:that parses
*cirzgamanti:
*:yay :)
everything that parses in lojban is saved in the public irc log, and used for usage stats etc.
----

*purpleposeidon checks djanatyn for turing completeness
*timonator:
*:oh i believe he is completely functional
*timonator:
*:if you know what i mean
*purpleposeidon calls timonator's functions with certain suggestive parameters
----

*lindar:
*:Ready for the next part, or would you like more examples?
*CodeBlock:
*:lindar: lets try the next part :P
*lindar:
*:Sweet.
*lindar:
*:Hey, you know what adjectives are, right?
*CodeBlock:
*:lindar: of course =P
*lindar:
*:FUCK adjectives. We don't need them. We don't have them and we don't need them.
in ##ckule
----

*Sonja:
*:that gives it a negative spin :)
*timonato1:
*:are we talking about quantum mechanics again?
*Sonja:
*:no, toki pona
----

*lindar is all for being vague and leaving out as much subject matter as possible.
*lindar could be a mafia boss.
*lindar:
*:D'you take care of the first thing?
*lindar:
*:How about the second thing?
*lindar:
*:Did you do the thing with the other thing?
*lis_nunyn:
*:I feel very slightly confused now about ku/cu
*lis_nunyn:
*:Basically, if you could make that a tanru, then you need one, right?
*xalbo:
*:Yes. Or at least, that's the most common place where a {ku} would be needed.
*lis_nunyn:
*:so, mi sedlki is fine because that can't be a tanru.
*xalbo:
*:Right.
*lis_nunyn:
*:(you can ask lindar how I wound up in a bag)
----

*tommjames:
*:i think i shall attempt to learn this unambiguous language
*tommjames:
*:such that i am able to communicate with you people
*alaricsp:
*:We can exchange technology and cultural artefacts!
*alaricsp:
*:I have the secret of the horseless carriage here, and a patent on a distributed database cache coherency technique!
a curious esperantist comes to look at lojban
----

07:25 *leom:
*:I hope that the day comes, and you people say "it's time to do it. We're all going to an island to have the perfect society"
07:25 *codrus:
*:leom: you mean a perfectly speaking society
07:26 *ninjbo:
*:(perfectly speaking) society, or perfectly (speaking society)?
----

*xalbo:
*:The {ban} in {lojban} is "bon" or (much more rarely, but still legally and amusingly) "bong".
*timonator:
*:you pronounce bong like that?!
*donri:
*:Hah, yea.
*xalbo:
*:Take a hit off the lojba?.
----

*lindar:
*:Freakin' NICE!
*lindar:
*:Honest to gods content on one of those pages.
*lindar:
*:I'm so happy I could shit rainbow kittens that vomit candy.
http://lojban.org/tiki/conversation+guide:taxonomy
----

*uorygl:
*:Deleting the entire filesystem isn't always a good idea.
----

*neptunepink:
*:djanatyn: So, uh, what is the state of your soul?
*djanatyn:
*:My soul is immutable
*djanatyn:
*:Always set to "hella' cool, dawg"
*djanatyn:
*:All these fools tryna change my state
*djanatyn:
*:but i'm like, "no way man. we gotta keep that referential transparency"
----

*tswett:
*:TWMAGBN.
*tswett:
*:(I just made that acronym up, and I'm not going to tell you what it stands for.)
*lindar:
*:This Will Make A Girl Blush, Nearly
*lindar:
*:Technically, Women May Agree Guys Buy Nothing
*lindar:
*:Teachers Want My Awesome Ground-Breaking Network
*djanatyn:
*:Those Were Motherfucking Abyssmal Guesses, Bitch Nigga
*lindar:
*:xD
*lindar:
*:I can't top that.
----

*[[la tsani]]:
*:We can't connect connectives
----

*[[pc]]:
*:In USA today terms (sorry for local reference) {fatci} is for science, evidence, Democrats, and {jetnu}, if applicable at all, is for cults, delusion and Republicans.
----

(Discussing old mail list discussions)
*[[la selpa'i]]:
*:I'm nostalgic for a time I never even experienced.
----

*[[la gleki]]:
*"The Horla" ("Le Horla") is an 1887 short horror story written in the style of a journal by French writer Guy de Maupassant.
*...
*"The xorlo" ("La xorlo") is a 2003 short horror story written in the style of a mail message by Argentinian geek Jorge Llambias.
----

<pre>05:19 < Ilmen> valsi cripu
05:19 < valsi> cripu = x1 is a bridge/span over/across x2 between x3 and x4
[unordered, typically destination first].
05:19 < Ilmen> lol
05:20 < Ilmen> indeed it's unordered, but what's the "destination first"?
05:20 < gleki> there are one way bridges you know
05:21 < gleki> perhaps {cripu} describes a very old bridge.
05:21 < gleki> so you are the last person to cross it before it collapses
</pre>
----

<pre>
<PoroCYon> .en trendelenburge
<mensi> trendelenburge = x1 (humanoid body) is in (reverse) Trendelenburg position with the feet are higher than the head by x2 (angle measurement; units must be specified) | x2 is normally assumed to be the branch cut ranging from -π radians (exclusive) to
<mensi> positive π radians (inclusive); a positive x2 mantissa (for the units) in this range implies that the feet of x1 are higher than the head thereof, meaning that this word refers to the proper Trendelenburg position; a negative x2 mantissa in the
<mensi> aforementioned interval produces the reverse Trendelenburg position; x2 must be given as a measurement (use radno, etc. with be in order to access the mantissa) but the pure numbers no, ma'u, and ni'u may be used, in which case they are restricted to
<mensi> the normally assumed range. | krtisfranks
<PoroCYon> WAT
<notzmv> u'i
<simpson> u'i
<simpson> zabna cfipu
<PoroCYon> I love how it tries to be extremely descriptive and specific, and yet I have no idea what it's supposed to be (being unfamiliar with that position in the first place)
<notzmv> lmao
<^^^^> <Michael Novak>: u'i
<kahai> <clinei>: PoroCyon: mutce lo ka lojbo
</pre>

FOSDEM 2019 Meetup

2018-12-17T11:23:13Z

PoroCYon: Created page with "We're having a meetup at [https://fosdem.org/2019/ FOSDEM 2019], 2 and 3 Feb., in Brussels, BE, at the Campus Solbosch of the ULB. Some of us have attended previous editions,..."

We're having a meetup at [https://fosdem.org/2019/ FOSDEM 2019], 2 and 3 Feb., in Brussels, BE, at the Campus Solbosch of the ULB. Some of us have attended previous editions, but this time we want to do it in a more organized way to have more Lojbanists attending.

FOSDEM is a free event for developers, users and enthousiasts to meet one another. The program features various talks from the main track and subject-specific tracks, as well as lightning talks. Various stands can also be found in the K, H and AW buildings.

There's no need to formally register for the meetup, but it isn't a bad idea to [https://mw.lojban.org/papri/Lojban_Live_Chat announce you're coming].

It's recommended, not just for the meetup, but for FOSDEM in general, to bring:
* a backpack
* laptop with charger (or at least a smartphone with a powerbank)
* beverages, some snacks (queues can be long)
* cash (it's usually not possible to pay by card, but there's an ATM on the campus)
* jacket (Belgian Februaries tend to be rainy, and you'll be outside quite often when changing buildings), but most rooms are rather warm, so make sure it can be easily taken off
* if you're planning on visiting any talks, you should definitely [https://fosdem.org/2019/schedule/ make a planning in advance].

If you have any questions regarding the meetup, [https://mw.lojban.org/papri/Lojban_Live_Chat join the chat] or ask la poros at pcy _ ulyssis _ org (antispam: replace the underscores with @ and .)

Lojban Live Chat

2018-12-17T10:47:12Z

PoroCYon: /* Direct web access */ Freenode changed web client to The Lounge

{{se inspekte/en}}The Internet Relay Chat (aka IRC)<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IRC</ref> channel is a place for people to textually chat in real-time.
==Connecting quickly==
To get connected to Lojban chat use any of the following methods (your and others' messages will be available in all of them no matter which method you use).

People involved in Lojban community usually read each day's backlog and will answer your questions within several hours and often even within minutes.

===Facebook messenger===
Using this method you will be able to read the history of the chat since September 2018.

# Install the free [https://messenger.com Facebook messenger] app on your Apple, Android or your desktop device
# join main Lojban chat groups by following these links:
#*[https://m.me/join/AbYe-qKnVTDulmi5 lojban] - talk in or about Lojban
#*[https://m.me/join/AbYwBMXJh2d8FYOE ckule] - ask questions arising while your study of Lojban
#*[https://m.me/join/AbbkOHJdyXYlZg50 jbosnu] - talk in Lojban only
#*[https://m.me/join/Abaph5Ju2IprttSq jboselbau] - for any offtopic discussions :)

Other groups:
#[https://m.me/join/AbbCPCo4oa01N6Uy rusko] - Lojban - Russian group
#[https://m.me/join/AbZqXW4zik9lwalA polsk] - lojban - polska grupa (Lojban - Polish group)
#[https://m.me/join/Abb8p3uj6Tl_gbqa ponjbo] - Lojban - Japanese group
#[https://m.me/join/AbborQymsoIgbkr6 tokpona] - Lojban - Tokipona group

===Telegram===
[[Image:Telegram logo.svg|thumb|x70px|link=]]Using this method you will be able to read the history of the chat since the beginning of 2016.

# Install the free [https://telegram.org Telegram messenger] app on your Apple, Android or your desktop device
# join main Lojban chat groups by following these links:
#*[https://t.me/joinchat/BLVsYz3hCF8mCAb6fzW1Rw lojban] - talk in or about Lojban
#*[https://telegram.me/joinchat/BLVsYz4hC9ulWahupDLovA ckule] - ask questions arising while your study of Lojban
#*[https://telegram.me/joinchat/BLVsYz20Boixl0xN-0TrPw jbosnu] - talk in Lojban only
#*[https://telegram.me/joinchat/CJYorT2ma6UVfhb9YThEqw jboselbau] - for any offtopic discussions :)

Other groups:
#[https://t.me/joinchat/BLVsY0srQSQCgg-dAXpChA rusko] - Lojban - Russian group
#[https://t.me/joinchat/BLVsY0Zwl7cpY1WSDm_iTA polsk] - lojban - polska grupa (Lojban - Polish group)
#[https://t.me/joinchat/BLVsY1CaPEK6UyBZmloTdg ponjbo] - Lojban - Japanese group
#[https://t.me/tokpona tokpona] - Lojban - Tokipona group

===Mattermost ===
Using this method you will be able to read the history of the chat since September 2018.

Signup via [https://framateam.org/signup_user_complete/?id=17b4ir6u6by6px693dm8kmy7yw Framateam's server].

===Slack===
[[Image:Slack logo.svg|thumb|x70px|link=]]Using this method you will be able to read the history of the chat for the last ~7 days or so.
# Open https://slaka.herokuapp.com Submit your email and get an invite to http://lojban.slack.com to your e-mail inbox.
# Open http://lojban.slack.com
# Ask questions on Lojban in #ckule channel, talk in or about Lojban in #lojban channel and talk only in Lojban in #jbosnu channel.

===Discord===
The chat is also connected to a [https://discord.gg/BVm4EYR Discord server].
# Ask questions on Lojban in #ckule channel, talk in or about Lojban in #lojban channel and talk only in Lojban in #jbosnu channel.
# Freely chat about anything to like-minded Lojbanists in the #jboselbau channel.

===Direct web access===
[[Image:IRC logo.svg|thumb|x70px|link=]]Using this method you will be able to see messages that are sent only while you are connected.
#Navigate to [{{Webchat url kiwi}} the web-based IRC client (Kiwi)], choose a nickname you want yourself to be known as, and click "Start". Easy!
#Click on the channel you want (tabs on the top of the page), and type your text in the text bar at the bottom - the last line at the bottom of the chat page.
#Ask questions on Lojban in #ckule tab, talk in or about Lojban in #lojban tab and talk only in Lojban in #jbosnu tab.

You may alternately try [{{Webchat url qwebirc}} another client (The Lounge)].

=== Trickier ways of connecting ===
This is for geeks. If you have an IRC application installed use the following information:
*The Lojban IRC channel is on the [http://freenode.net Freenode IRC network]. Use '''irc.lojban.org''' or '''chat.freenode.net''' for the server, port '''6667''' (or 6679 for an SSL-encrypted connection). Registering with NickServ is recommended.
*The three channels are used:
** [irc://irc.freenode.net/lojban #lojban] for basic discussions in any language,
** [irc://irc.freenode.net/ckule #ckule] for questions from new learners in any language and
** [irc://irc.freenode.net/jbosnu #jbosnu] for discussions in Lojban only.
It is recommended, but by no means required, that you learn what IRC is by briefly reading some of the [http://www.mirc.com/ircintro.html IRC Frequently Asked Questions] or [http://irchelp.org/irchelp/new2irc.html The IRC Prelude].

You may also use [https://irssi.org/ irssi command line app] on your server to keep the whole log of chat activity.

== Conduct ==
There are almost always more than 100 people connected, but since they live in different timezones most of the time, they'll be idle. Say '''coi''', hit Enter and wait. Get a soda. Practice your vocabulary. But be patient. Dedicated IRC'ers don't sit in front of the computer 24/7 waiting to respond within 10 seconds of everything said. Think of it as sort of a fast moving message board.

You might also have a look at the [[IRC cheat sheet|IRC cheat sheet]], which contains a list of translations of frequently used expressions.

==[[IRC Bots]]==

== Rules ==
Just behave and be respectful, don't intentionally try to annoy others. Don't worry though, usually you'll only annoy people if you're actively trying.
== Logs ==
There are [http://www.lojban.org/irclogs/ public logs of the utterances in Lojban of the IRC channel]<ref>Thanks to help from Theodore Reed and Jordan DeLong</ref>.

The logs are filtered so that they contain only Lojban text. However, you might still be offended by the things discussed there. If you are, that's your problem and the [[LLG]] explicitly disclaims responsibility for anything said on the IRC channel, including by members or officers of the [[LLG]].

Furthermore, no guarantee is made as to the correctness of the Lojban therein. Nonetheless, the IRC logs currently constitute one of the largest corpora of Lojban text.
== Discussion Topics ==
A list of interesting discussion topics, about the nature of the language, is being actively maintained and [[jboske discussion|copied]] into this wiki. They often include specific terminology. The discussions are presented as is, copied from the IRC channel.

==References==
<references />

xamselsku

2018-07-03T13:35:14Z

PoroCYon:

*.o'i mu xagji sofybakni cu zvati le purdi
*i ti'e loi rusko jdini cu ruble
*i le merko jbopre cu merjbo .i le fraso jbopre cu fasyjbo i le rusko jbopre cu jboski
** na jimpe .i jboski ki'a .i mi'e [[User:Cyril Slobin|kir]] noi rusko jbopre
** go'ira'o .i mi'e [[User:Aleksej Serdyukov|.diLItyr.]] noi ri
***paunai xu mi jai sarcu fai lo nu ciksi .i vi'o .i le'e rusko valsi cu se fanmo zoi ry.ский.ry. .i seki'ubo lo rusko jbopre cu jboski fe'o mi'e [[UseR:tsali|tsali]]
****je'e fe'o mi'e diLItyr
*i ga'i ko pilno le do da'amoi terbesna
*i ma poi se ckaji cu sidju lei pamsi'u i le kamsutra ''to mi troci co facki fi lo srana be lu ka ma sutra li'u toi''
**.i ba'anai paunai lo'e ninmu cu gletu nalnelci le ka ma sutra
*paunai xo lobypli cu banzu le broda cei mu'e basygau lepoi se xaksu ku'o gusni balji
**.i danfu ko'agoi le xecto di'u .i pako'a nu'o to'e drani cusku le broda .i fo da'ako'a nu'o pinka le broda bau la gliban.
**.i zo'o.iu zo'o.iu zo'o.iu
*ki'uma lo [[najyzme|najyzme]] cu sutra kancu .i ca'e skamli to skami toi .i cmila cmila
**Why does a cantaloupe count fast? Because it's pastel e.g. a computer. Ha ha.
*I just noticed the following entry in the lujvo-list:
**zarsle#zausle
**No meaning is given, and there is no entry "zausle". The rafsi mean
**"approve" and "cell". What does the lujvo mean?
***that part of the brain that approves nonsensical lujvo.
*Spotted on everything2.com:
**''How many Lojbanists does it take to change a [[Broken Phone|broken lightbulb]]? Two: one to decide what to change it into, and another to figure out what sort of bulb would emit broken light.
***Brilliant! I think this can be translated into Lojban, even if the language itself kicks against it:
****.i xo lojbo cu sarcu lenu galfi lo spofu gusni tutci
****.i re .i pa lojbo cu jdice ledu'u galfi fi makau .i pa lojbo cu troci lenu jimpe ledu'u lo mokau tutci cu te gusni lo spofu
**** to mi zmanei lu baljytai li'u .enai zo tutci toi
*From a discussion on computer program user interface words:
**[[User:xorxes|xorxes]]:
**:i e'u zo plisycma cu mapti zoi gy.applet.gy.
**[[Pierre Abbat|pier]]:
**:zo'ocai jbari xajmi
**:glijbo si'ei si'ei
*.i [[le namcu pe la'o gy. Beast .gy.|le namcu pe la'o gy.Beast.gy.]] du li xaxaxa no'u ji'a le cmila namcu

==lo drata==
*jcowan:
*:If you tell me you are repurposing ko, you will die in the arse.
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*cmacis:
*:be funny if I ended up teaching logic
*cmacis:
*:being a lojbanist
*cmacis:
*:"and this is predicate logic. It makes a good basis for grammar for conlangs"
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*LogicalDash:
*:mi masno binxo lo ckana
*pitr:
*:you just said you're slowly turning into a bed
*LogicalDash:
*:whoa
*LogicalDash:
*:awesome
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*timonator:
*:i wonder. if i had a girlfriend, would she enjoy a love statement in lojban+srilermorna as much as you enjoyed the love statement in englisch+tengwar?
*Eimi:
*:I would conjecture that any girl who would be your girlfriend for long would probably appreciate such geekery. :)
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*cizra:
*:By the way, we set up a Lojban SILC channel yesterday.
*Tene:
*:bah, silc. who uses that? nobody!
*Eimi:
*:bah, lojban. who uses that? nobody!
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*cmacis:
*:oh dear, how does lojban deal with stutters
*cmacis:
*:stutter with "si" too much and you're back to square one
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*Broca:
*:I've seen both xadni+jgari, birka+jgari and prami+jgari for "hug".
*Broca:
*:xadjai is something a fireman could do to rescue someone from a burning house. Hugging presupposes affection.
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*vomoi:
*:i got a question
*Eimi:
*:We have answers. Unfortunately, they don't always match.
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(experimental cmavo)
*Eppcott:
*:how about bua'a'a for "before I kill you"
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*mungojelly:
*:i've never spoken with Nora.. the most contact i've had with her is noralujv.txt
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*abd_ul_jetnu:
*:sigh, if only my friends were interested in Lojban ...
*komfn:
*:abdul: I'm afraid we /are/ your friends.
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*Eimi:
*:Word that should not exist: gnudo: x1 pertains to naked/nude/unclothed Richard Stallman culture/nationality/identity in aspect x2.
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*Broca:
*:xavyrebyfagdaskycizda'u :: c1=da1 is a Vulpix/(six-tailed fox Pok<E9>mon)
*Broca:
*:wtf
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19:32 *timonator:
*:doi lojbot gletu pei
19:32 *lojbot:
*:gletu fa ko le danlu
19:32 *timonator:
*:oi
19:33 *@Broca:
*:doi lojbot do mutce tolclite
19:33 *lojbot:
*:lo penmi va'i cu mrobi'o
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19:46 *chrisdone:
*:ma grute doi lojbot
19:46 *lojbot:
*:re'e lo se lebna be mi'o bei ko be'o .u'a fo'o cu grute
19:46 *chrisdone:
*:zo re'e u'i
19:48 *timonator:
*:lijda la lojbot lo nu se lebna fi lo badna
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*Eimi:
*:.i do gasnu lo nu mi morji tu'a la LOKadin .i ko co'a bredi lo nu do morsi
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*pdf23ds:
*:oi do
*chrisdone:
*:ki'a
*pdf23ds:
*:je'e
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*pdf23ds:
*:a'unai u'isai
*pdf23ds:
*:That's as close as I could get to evil laugh
*chrisdone:
*:ge'e cai vu'e nai zo'o u'i cai ro'e nai zo'o o'i nai zo'o oi nai zo'o u'u cu'i zo'o uu nai zo'o be'u nai zo'o
Clyde collapes under the weight of a huge string of attitudinals.
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*papermachine:
*:doi lojbot xu do catra mi
*lojbot:
*:lo se risna be va'i ti be'o cu catra le ve ckule be jy. boi bei fu le pe'a prenu be'o
*timonator:
*:O_O
*timonator:
*:lojbot just announced a school shooting
*timonator:
*:that's creepy
*florolf:
*:iidai
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*cizra:
*:Awesome! Cmacis is getting tentacles!
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*lakmeer_:
*:makes sense, although, excluding the recent example, ive neer seen it used as a selbri
*lakmeer_:
*:is there a good example of one?
*timonator:
*:ti nu do mrobi'o - this is your death
*lakmeer_:
*:whoa, examplary AND badass. ki'e timos
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*lericson:
*:xu me mo
*timonator:
*:xu me ma*
*lakmeer_:
*:life goes on, bra
beatles reference ftw
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*balnol:
*:btw, Not challenging you, just mi na jimpe
*donri:
*:OMG CHALLENGE
*balnol:
*:ROUND 1!!!
*donri kills balnol
*balnol:
*:FIIIIGHT
*donri:
*:wait what
*donri:
*:oh sorry
*balnol:
*:That was too fast.
*donri:
*:thought we had started already
*donri:
*:now you're dead
*Clyde:
*:Oh, short fight.
*donri:
*:what have i done
*donri:
*:sorry.
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*papermachine:
*:coi rodo
*cizra:
*:gemüse
*sarefo_home:
*:cizra: who told you about "gemüse"? :)
*cizra:
*:sarefo_home: A coworker
*sarefo_home:
*:what exactly did he say?
*cizra:
*:It seems he was a bit confused.
*cizra:
*:he used it as a greeting or something.
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12:50:19 * nathan7 (i=frozenfi@ool-4571236c.dyn.optonline.net) has joined channel #lojbot
12:50:29 *nathan7:
*:?translate Hello.
12:50:30 *lojbot:
*:parse error
12:50:37 *nathan7:
*:?sr Hello.
12:50:37 *lojbot:
*:no lujvo found with the given selrafsi
12:50:47 *nathan7:
*:?s Hello.
12:50:47 *lojbot:
*:no such selma'o
12:50:49 *nathan7:
*:?t Hello.
12:50:52 *lojbot:
*:parse error
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*Warrigal:
*:Note to self: never say {fa'o}. Bad things will happen.
*cizra:
*:Warrigal: Um, your text past the } didn't arrive.
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*chrisdone:
*:remember {la} is {la'e zo}
*chrisdone:
*:take cizra, his name is, hm, bad example
*chrisdone:
*:take donri, he's not an actual day time
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*clsn:
*:Almost enough reasons. Only one thing is missing: cake.
*cizra:
*:OK, OK, I'll get a cake as well.
*cizra:
*:Um, you meant the kind with the stripper inside, yes?
*clsn:
*:Excellent. Ideally, yes. Oh, but make sure the stripper goes in AFTER baking the cake, not before.
*clsn:
*:I made that mistake once. Ugh. Tasted terrible.
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*no`ax has joined #lojban
*no`ax:
*:co'o
*cmacis:
*:co'o
*no`ax:
*:su
*no`ax:
*:coi
*cmacis:
*:coi
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*no`ax:
*:fairy: "you got one wish" me: "i want to speak lojban fluently" fairy: "wtf?"
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*donri:
*:how can attempto be parseable without terminators?
*Clyde:
*:Huh?
*timonator:
*:wha'?
*chrisdone:
*:eh?
*balnol:
*:.y.
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04:27:22 *Teucer:
*:"What are you doing? "Sudoku" "...why did you just say Doku, and what the hell does that mean?"
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*donri:
*:. i . xu . do . kancu . le . denpa . doi . kiris .
*chrisdone:
*:na go'i
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*chrisdone:
*:haha, I just read 'i.e.' somewhere and wondered what they were agreeing about
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09:50:28 *donri:
*:Lojban, also known as GNU/Loglan
09:48:50 *chrisdone:
*:I just like saying GNU/Linux, because only RMS Mathew Stallman takes it seriously
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*chrisdone:
*:ue le do pinji
*chrisdone:
*:cu pinsi pe'a pindi
*chrisdone:
*:fe lo ka barda
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*Broca:
*:“Motivational Lectures topics: (...) *How gismut has been formed?”
*Broca:
*:How is babby formed?
*chrisdone:
*:Broca: how selrafsi get lujvoed?
*Broca:
*:chrisdone: they need to do way instain cmene>, who smush thier rafsi. because these rafsi cant frigth back?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070912163334AAvp7nL
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*donri:
*:potato mash and meatballs in four minutes. I love modern life.
*cmacis:
*:mmm
*chrisdone:
*:we did the monaster mash
*chrisdone:
*:haha, s/monaster/monster
*chrisdone:
*:we did the monastary mash, it was a cathedral smash!
*cmacis:
*:I'm so desperate for new xamselsku that I'm considering that
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*Eimi:
*:I had an interesting idea for a novel cmavo this morning.
*Broca puts his fingers into his ears
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*clsn is now known as notclsn
*notclsn (n=mark@pi.meson.org) has left #lojban
*donri:
*:OMG WHERE DID CLSN GO
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23:33 *dbrock``:
*:.i lo jai badri cu mo
23:33 *florolf:
*:go'i
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*Luigi:
*:I find it slightly scary that you two complete each other's ideas, apparently as the other may or may not be typing something similar.
*kribacr:
*:la donri. jbobu'a mi
*donri:
*:we're siamese twins
I don't have timestamp on .uinai. Edited one Luigi's line out.
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*Luke:
*:So, I'm confused about BO.
*rlpowell:
*:Those crystal rock deoderants work really well; have you tried them?
on the lojban-beginners list
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21:34 *kribacru:
*:what does byfy do with the logs they read?
21:35 *Eimi:
*:kribacru: We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you first (we tried "but then we'd have to kill you", but people kept backing out at the last minute. Most inconvenient)
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01:27:28 *kiris:
*:do tolmipygau i'e nai zo'o lo du'u mi glibau kakne
01:27:46 *klaid:
*:u'u cai
01:27:56 *kiris:
*:zo'o pei
01:28:02 *klaid:
*:zo'o
01:28:08 *klaid:
*:u'u ru'e zo'o nai
01:28:11 *kiris:
*:u'i i'e nai zo'o
01:28:19 *kiris:
*:ua nai bu'o
01:28:45 *kiris:
*:ua nai bu'o cu'i
01:28:45 *kiris:
*:ua nai bu'o nai
01:28:45 *kiris:
*:ua
01:28:54 *klaid:
*:u'i
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*kiris:
*:hi paper
*papermachine:
*:yo kiris
*papermachine:
*:et al
*kiris:
*:see that, paper loves me. the rest of you are just some latin
*cizra:
*:Some abbreviated Latin, even. I feel so inferior now.
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*papermachine:
*:doi cizra mi nelci do
*kiris:
*:usually it would need a {la}, but in this case it still works
*papermachine:
*:xu do cusku lo sedu'u tu'a mi cu na gendra
*kiris:
*:ja'a gendra gi'e pu'i ia na smudra
*cizra:
*:u'i
*Eimi:
*:doi le cizra no'u la cizra do'u mi ji'a do nelci
*cizra:
*:\o/
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*rlpowell rolls a 1 on his reading comprehension.
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*cizra really prefers pubic transportation
*cizra:
*:er, public
*papermachine:
*:Freudian falling down the staircase?
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17:51 *kribacr:
*:i think im going to start filling in the unused places of selbri when people are talking
17:52 *kribacr:
*:to make people start using 'vau' or else be ridiculed hehe
18:16 *clsn:
*:"Thinking up unused places in brivla" sounds like one of the xkcd "My Hobby" entries...
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(discussing simple english wikipedia)
*djanatyn:
*:http://xkcd.com/547/
*donri:
*:did you read the xkcd
*donri:
*:...
*djanatyn:
*::D
*donri:
*::D
*donri:
*:...
*djanatyn:
*:...
No stamps, but we spoke at the same times
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*timonator:
*:if the question is dumb, it's also considered grammatical to punch the other person in the face
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21:33 *gejyspa:
*:have a cookie (=co'oki'e)
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*Eimi:
*:"xorlo" is the (sort of English, but of a gismu form) name for the change. It's xorxes' version of {lo}.
*donri:
*:i have a new proposal for {ri}!
*donri:
*:lets call it
*donri:
*:...
*donri:
*:wait for it
cut out a lot of uninteresting stuff
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*kiris:
*:nintadni pe'u lojbot
*lojbot:
*:nintadni fa lo cidja be la banlinoblis be'o
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*kiris:
*:I came up with kiris because it sounds nice and has no meaning ^_^
*klaid:
*:kiris, liar, it's a reference to cancelling tense defaults and rice!
*kiris:
*:;_;
*kiris:
*:you have revealed my love of rice and mild dislike of tense
*kiris:
*:these are the properties that define me as a human being
from a discussion of name meanings
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10:27 *donri:
*:we need a lojban ballet. in space.
10:30 *lindar:
*:ROCK ballet in space.
10:31 *donri:
*:meteor rock?
10:33 *neptunepink:
*:Meteor and roll? Does this kind of music have mete(o)r?
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23:48 *Broca:
*:mlismu answers: fe mi pinji fa lo te cadzu be ny. bei mi
23:48 *Broca:
*:“I walk on N with my penis”?
23:49 *kiris:
*:wise words from mlismu
23:50 *kiris:
*:never walk on N without genitals
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01:17 *lindar:
*:Wow, I almost understood all of that without having to use a dictionary.
01:17 *timonator:
*:ui you turn me on when you say things like that
01:18 *cmacis:
*:if you two start cybering in lojban, do it here so it goes in the logs
in #lojban
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18:13 *selkik:
*:mi pu za krici lo du'u la xalbo cu nintadni
18:14 *timonator:
*:u'i ru'e
18:14 *timonator:
*:la xalbo mutce certu nintadni
18:28 *donri:
*:timonator: +cu!
18:30 *timonator:
*:ua ki'e
18:30 *donri:
*:za'a do mutce tolcertu nintadni :)
18:31 *xalbo:
*:.i mi'e la xalbo mutce certu nintadni .i ku'i .e'a zo xalbo cmene fi do
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12:23 *timonator:
*:who made the jipci on jbotcan?
12:25 *gunkamanti:
*:who is this jipci, i'ening without the i'enator's permission?!
12:27 *timonator:
*:i don't know, but i am very mad.
12:29 *gunkamanti:
*:i have a hunch you won't have beef burgers tonight ;)
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02:43 *Keiya:
*:An analogy is Lojban as C, and English as Smalltalk. If you're familiar with those programming tools.
02:44 *shachaf:
*:Keiya: ...Is this supposed to be in support of Lojban? :-)
02:44 *Keiya:
*:shachaf: Well, it's comparative :J
02:45 *Keiya:
*:Replace C with just about anything, really.
02:45 *timonator:
*:Keiya: lojban is lolcode?
02:45 *Keiya:
*:timonator: Well, both have a tendancy towards phonetic spelling...
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00:05 *klaid:
*:la .florolf. se cfipu .i pau nai ma na djuno lo du'u le sfofa cu makfa
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*timonator:
*:mi xusra lo du'u la djanatyn mutce plana je tilju
*Broca:
*:doi timonator le do mamta cu mutce plana je tilju
*djanatyn:
*:Why is Broca insulting timos? O_o
*timonator:
*:djanatyn: that's the way we do it around here
*djanatyn:
*:It seems that all insults are completely random.
*timonator:
*:ui mi se pamjai
*djanatyn:
*:Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig.
*djanatyn:
*:I must be missing something...
*klaid:
*:*djanatyn:
*:Me: Hello. You: How are you doing? Me: Fine. You: Your mother is a fat pig. <-- ti me lo'e nu vi casnu
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*CosmicRay:
*:OK, imagine everything I say is technical, unless it's completely ridiculously stupid, in which case imagine I never said a word
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*CosmicRay:
*:But I don't think either of us have any special innate ability or good genes, I think it's just the way we were brought up
*djanatyn:
*:true :) my parents have always been geeks. I used to think all black people were Klingons ;)
*CosmicRay:
*:djanatyn: dude, that is so politically incorrect it's funny
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*jcowan:
*:The lojban lexicon is rather flat: it doesn't have many oppositions like head/dome, or at a higher level between "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" and my pomposification of that as "At times of peril or dubitation, perform swift circular ambulation, with loud and high-pitched ululation."
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*cizra:
*:timonator: Sex is overrated. Love is what makes the world go round, not sex, IMO.
*Broca:
*:_Inertia_ is what makes the world go round.
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*tomoj:
*:I told one of my ex's I wanted to be with someone who liked argument and that philosophy was all about argument and she said that was the stupidest thing she'd ever heard :(
*Tene:
*:tomoj: sounds like she wanted to argue with you.
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*jcowan:
*:piblitki is not a proper lujvo: it's tosmabru.
*selbeimanti:
*:hm, jvocu'adju says it's ok
*selbeimanti:
*:probably because tk is not a permissible start cluster or something?
*selbeimanti:
*:which makes no sense either…
*selbeimanti:
*:hm, yes it does. tki cannot be a rafsi.
*jcowan:
*:I guess that's right. I never thought about whether the tosmabru rule applies to the case where a CV falls off and leaves a fu'ivla behind, but I guess it doesn't.
*jcowan:
*:But is that really right? How can you tell "piblitki" from the valid "pi blitki"?
*selbeimanti:
*:there can be no blitki.
*selbeimanti:
*:at least that's what jbofi'e says
*selbeimanti:
*:so, why can't blitki be a fu'ivla ?
*jcowan:
*:Oh. Because it's a slinku'i. "ca blitki" = "cablitki", a well-formed tanru.
*jcowan:
*:Very subtle.
when jbopre talk about pre-cum
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*xalbo:
*:LOJBAN!: Yeah, there's 50 words for that. Let's fight to the death over which one to use!
*Polarina:
*:Words for what?
*cirzgamanti:
*:mi nelci le do pinji pe lo mamta be do
*xalbo:
*:And on that note, it's time for me to leave.
ah, typing lag :)
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*cirzgamanti ponders if smegma is especially soft/moldable when warm…
*cirzgamanti:
*:ah, sapir/whorf at work :)
trying to find a lujvo for smegma
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*lindar:
*:Nothing to eat unless I want to cook!
*@timonator:
*:then want to cook
*donri:
*:want the cock
*lindar:
*:I -do- want the cock, donri.
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*cirzgamanti:
*:somebody's naked now ;)
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11:58 *donri:
*:o'i mu xagji donrypinji cu zvati le trixe be do
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*donri:
*:ju'i timonator spofu fa la lojbanorg gau do xu
*timonator:
*:yy doi la donri mi gasnu ma
*donri:
*:lo nu lo mamta be da cu patfu de
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*donri:
*:heard on twitter: "I bet lojban has a word for when your phone vibrates with an email just seconds after you leave the office on a Friday afternoon."
*klaid:
*:nunmumdjedormijmlibavbijlivmlibavysamselmrifondesku, nu1=x1 is an event of phone desku1=fonxa1=x2 in phone network fonxa2=x3 shaking from e-mail samselmri1=desku2=x4 sent by samselmri2=x5 (agent) to samselmri3=x6 from computer samselmri4=x7 by computer system system samselmri5=x8 shortly after cliva1=x9 leaves office briju1=cliva2=x10 by route cliva3=x11 shortly after afternoon dormidju1=x12 of Friday mumdei1=dormidju2=x13 at location dormidju3=x14 of week mumdei2=x15 in calendar mumdei3=x16
http://twitter.com/XedMada/statuses/4379788151
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*clsn:
*:.u ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART
*la_fen:
*:U+2765 ROTATED HEAVY BLACK HEART BULLET (?)
*clsn:
*:Not rotated enough, durnit.
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*AnAdorableNick:
*:djanatyn-fonxa: Are you sure they're ba'e carpender
ants?
*AnAdorableNick:
*:carpenter
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:Yes.
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:Very sure. They have the brown stripes below the
abdomen. And they're very big. And very fast.
*kozmikreis:
*:How many brown stripes do they have? If it's 3 they're
only 110 ohm, not too resistive
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*lindar:
*: Okay, let's skip the bullshit.
*lindar:
*: If I stand on a 2-story building and drop a penny, what happens?
*clsn:
*: You lose a penny.
*lindar:
*: -_-
*Hugglesworth:
*: ah science
Talking about an O'Neill Cylinder WRT the space-version of Lojbanistan.
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*Hugglesworth:
*:if you get decent enough you can brake like you do on real skates
*Warrigal:
*:What are real skates?
*timonator:
*:the ones with four rolls put in the corners of a rectangle?
*Warrigal:
*:If that's what real skates are, I don't see why you call them that; it's not like they're harder and more effective, is it?
*Warrigal:
*:Surely real skates are the ones where the wheels all lie in a line. If they're spread out across the plane, that makes them complex skates.
*Warrigal:
*:If the wheels are in a line perpendicular to the direction of travel, they're imaginary skates.
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*ksion:
*:What is the place structure of {broda je brode}?
*lindar:
*:x1 is shut up by standard x2 in your face x3 under random extranneous place that nobody ever uses x4.
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*christererer:
*:.i mi na se bangu la lojban
*timonator:
*:ma bangu do
*christererer:
*:mi glibau
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:Woah, English!
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:We got a lot of things to talk about. And I'm not happy.
*djanatyn-fonxa:
*:It's time for you to make some changes in your life, or get out.
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*rlpowell:
*:Apparently the boat got about 8 inches of water in the bottom, and the computer was in a laptop bag that soaked up a bunch of water.
*rlpowell:
*:THe computer wasn't actually soaked , but there was noticeable condensation inside the covers of the ram and so on.
*rlpowell:
*:She was very shocked when I told her to deliberately pour in a lot more water than it had in the first place. :)
*rlpowell:
*:(distilled water)
*rlpowell:
*:(followed by a bit of rubbing alcohol; she doesn't have much left)
*rlpowell:
*:This conversation included a comment on her part that lake water being conductive was proof of homeopathy. -_-
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*Craig`:
*:sorry about that had to pop downstairs, back
*kribacr:
*:Unforgiveable.
*kribacr:
*:You will be terminated.
*kribacr:
*:ku
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*timonator:
*:have to go
*timonator:
*:bye
*AnAdorableNick:
*:have to go
*AnAdorableNick:
*:bye
*sshc:
*:have to go
*sshc:
*:bye
(time passes)
*timonator returns
*AnAdorableNick returns
*sshc returns
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*Warrigal:
*:Now I should ponder actual reasons for living on campus. >.>
*neptunepink:
*:Warrigal: Gay sex.
*Warrigal:
*:That's...
*Warrigal:
*:An astonishingly good reason.
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23:44 *lindar would like to point out that ctino is not multiple people, and
therefore should not use third-person pronouns which refer to groups
to refer to emself.
23:45 *lindar does so.
23:45 *lindar:
*:Hey ctino, you're not multiple people.
23:45 *lindar:
*:So you probably shouldn't use third-person pronouns which refer
to groups to refer to yourself.
23:45 *ctino comments that "they" and "their" are both allowed as singular
pronouns according to wikipedia
23:45 *neptunepink:
*:Really? I'll go fix that...
23:45 *lindar:
*:+1
23:46 *lindar:
*:I would consider that a burn.
23:46 *neptunepink:
*::D
23:47 *lindar:
*:Zymish agrees.
23:47 *neptunepink:
*:Go put it on xamselsku then
Using /me too much and referring to oneself as "they" instead of using second-person or spivak pronouns.
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Nov 16 16:40:58 »» lindar writes a small line of code to pre-parse all Lojban text and replace all UI with {ge'e}.
Nov 16 16:41:04 .:Twey:. lindar: ge'e ba'e sai
Nov 16 16:41:21 .:kribacr:. ge'e dai
Nov 16 16:41:34 .:Twey:. ge'e ba'e sai ro'u
Lindar was frustrated with people overusing attitudinals.
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*Cin:
*:It's the bouncer I'm using. It just stops sending messages after a while.
*Cin:
*:Can someone give me a one liner for psybnc?
*AnAdorableNick:
*:The day psybnc won't suck will be the day it's used as a vacuum cleaner.
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*purpleposeidon moves his lips so that they make that lathery sound
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*Twey:
*:cin: Oh, okay. I was in Wales, just read the away-log.
*cin:
*:Tch. A typical excuse. "I was in Wales." Rolls eyes
*cin:
*:"You are charged with theft on two accounts." "It wasn't me; I was in Wales!" "I find the defendant not guilty."
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Melvar has joined #jbopre
*Melvar:
*:What defines a dragon?
*Cin:
*:Couldn't give a shit so hard.
*rlpowell:
*:Hahahah.
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23:20 *rlpowell:
*:For a good example of why this is a problem, watch "American Beauty".
23:20 *rlpowell:
*:The military dude's wife creeps me out large
23:21 *rlpowell:
*:protip: if your parents find out you have/are watched/watching that, they will spontaneously and instantly disprove darwinian evolution by giving birth to fully formed live bovines.
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*tswett:
*:So, guys, you know those games where the rules are secret and always changing?
*timonator:
*:like human interaction in general?
*tswett:
*:The only one I've ever actually played is Mao. It was fun, but now I don't really have any opportunities to play it.
*tswett:
*:Or that, yes. :P
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*xalbo:
*:Today's random thought: {mucte}: x1 is an alot of species/breed x2.
*xalbo:
*:.i mi mucte nelci — I like that alot.
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*JN:
*:greetings, lojbanoids
*timonator:
*:we are the lojbananas.
*JN:
*:take me to your cmene
*timonator:
*:do you come in peace and bring cake!
*timonator:
*:(yes, you read correctly. an imperative question!)
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*neptunepink:
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
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*neptunepink:
*:Hugglesworth: We're discussing the diameters of our shafts
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*lindar:
*:Yeah, unfortunately they seem to cycle out a lot.
*lindar:
*:They'll be here a month and then drop out.
*lindar:
*:Sometimes a few days.
*cdfh:
*:lojban is for life, not just Christmas :-/
about nintadni coming and going
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*neptunepink:
*:lo gletu be mi du mi
*timonator:
*:u'i tanru
*timonator:
*:tanru'i
*neptunepink:
*:If that's a tanru, I will cry.
*neptunepink:
*:.oi
*neptunepink:
*:mi klaku
*timonator:
*:zo tanru'i u'ivla
u'ivla tanru tanru'i
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*cmacis:
*:This is weird. Computer is running very slowly, but htop says that cpu is at 36%, mem isn't at full either
*neptunepink:
*:killall npviewer.bin nspluginviewer
*timonator:
*:heh.
*neptunepink:
*:I am so fucking serious. That's aliased to "slow" in .bashrc
slow
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*treed:
*:rlpowell: My scale tends to start at 4. 4 was "I was pleased, no real issues" 3 is "Mostly okay, some issues"
*treed:
*:5 is "fucking fantastic"
*Tene:
*:6 is "complimentary blowjob with every meal"?
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*djanatyn-nanba hacketh thy interweb.
*djanatyn-nanba:
*:mwahahahaha
*djanatyn-nanba:
*:dost thou feelest the sting of my exploit, knave?
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16:46 *Hugglesworth:
*:coi rodo
16:47 *cmacis:
*:coi uglisuof
16:49 *djanatyn-fonxa:
*:coi
16:55 *Hugglesworth:
*:'uglisuof', it's just getting weirder by the day isn't it
16:56 *djanatyn-fonxa:
*:uncle ugly soft!
16:57 *Hugglesworth:
*:XD
People seem to have a hard time lojbanifying Hugglesworth
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*rlpowell has kicked djanatyn-fonxa from #lojban (GO TALK TO THE GIRL!
A girl was looking at djan. We needed to kick him for his own good.
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*timonator:
*:what did i miss?
*donri:
*:oh nothing important, we spoke some lojban, me and djanatyn had public sex, we discussed cmavo clusters...
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*djanatyn watches people rant about lojban on youtube.
*djanatyn:
*:Hmm. For some reason, the speaker is dead.
*jcowan:
*:And still ranting? Impressive.
*djanatyn:
*:Umm.
*djanatyn:
*:(my computer speaker is dead).
*djanatyn:
*:xD
*jcowan:
*:Night of the Living Lojbanists.
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*lindar:
*:How do I kill myself bau la .lojban. ?
*cdfh:
*:you'd probably use a terminator
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*clsn:
*:I remember a guy in college once trying to work out what was wrong with a terminal's cable by setting the baud rate to 50 baud and holding bare wires to his tongue and hitting ENTER so he could feel/taste the current...
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*jamieisdumROLF:
*:HAHAHAHHA
*jamieisdumROLF:
*:\DONRI
*jamieisdumROLF:
*:FUCKING NAZI FAGGOT ROLF
*klaid:
*:ops?
*cirzgamanti:
*:is it /b/ visiting hours again? :)
*klaid:
*:.u'i sai
*cirzgamanti:
*:jamieisdumROLF: come on, this is your chance to become immortal
*cirzgamanti:
*:say something that parses in lojban :)
*jamieisdumROLF:
*:no
*jamieisdumROLF (i=7dec2c32@gateway/web/freenode/x-flrfvzqewgnjkafm) has left #lojban
*donri:
*:that parses
*cirzgamanti:
*:yay :)
everything that parses in lojban is saved in the public irc log, and used for usage stats etc.
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*purpleposeidon checks djanatyn for turing completeness
*timonator:
*:oh i believe he is completely functional
*timonator:
*:if you know what i mean
*purpleposeidon calls timonator's functions with certain suggestive parameters
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*lindar:
*:Ready for the next part, or would you like more examples?
*CodeBlock:
*:lindar: lets try the next part :P
*lindar:
*:Sweet.
*lindar:
*:Hey, you know what adjectives are, right?
*CodeBlock:
*:lindar: of course =P
*lindar:
*:FUCK adjectives. We don't need them. We don't have them and we don't need them.
in ##ckule
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*Sonja:
*:that gives it a negative spin :)
*timonato1:
*:are we talking about quantum mechanics again?
*Sonja:
*:no, toki pona
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*lindar is all for being vague and leaving out as much subject matter as possible.
*lindar could be a mafia boss.
*lindar:
*:D'you take care of the first thing?
*lindar:
*:How about the second thing?
*lindar:
*:Did you do the thing with the other thing?
*lis_nunyn:
*:I feel very slightly confused now about ku/cu
*lis_nunyn:
*:Basically, if you could make that a tanru, then you need one, right?
*xalbo:
*:Yes. Or at least, that's the most common place where a {ku} would be needed.
*lis_nunyn:
*:so, mi sedlki is fine because that can't be a tanru.
*xalbo:
*:Right.
*lis_nunyn:
*:(you can ask lindar how I wound up in a bag)
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*tommjames:
*:i think i shall attempt to learn this unambiguous language
*tommjames:
*:such that i am able to communicate with you people
*alaricsp:
*:We can exchange technology and cultural artefacts!
*alaricsp:
*:I have the secret of the horseless carriage here, and a patent on a distributed database cache coherency technique!
a curious esperantist comes to look at lojban
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07:25 *leom:
*:I hope that the day comes, and you people say "it's time to do it. We're all going to an island to have the perfect society"
07:25 *codrus:
*:leom: you mean a perfectly speaking society
07:26 *ninjbo:
*:(perfectly speaking) society, or perfectly (speaking society)?
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*xalbo:
*:The {ban} in {lojban} is "bon" or (much more rarely, but still legally and amusingly) "bong".
*timonator:
*:you pronounce bong like that?!
*donri:
*:Hah, yea.
*xalbo:
*:Take a hit off the lojba?.
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*lindar:
*:Freakin' NICE!
*lindar:
*:Honest to gods content on one of those pages.
*lindar:
*:I'm so happy I could shit rainbow kittens that vomit candy.
http://lojban.org/tiki/conversation+guide:taxonomy
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*uorygl:
*:Deleting the entire filesystem isn't always a good idea.
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*neptunepink:
*:djanatyn: So, uh, what is the state of your soul?
*djanatyn:
*:My soul is immutable
*djanatyn:
*:Always set to "hella' cool, dawg"
*djanatyn:
*:All these fools tryna change my state
*djanatyn:
*:but i'm like, "no way man. we gotta keep that referential transparency"
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*tswett:
*:TWMAGBN.
*tswett:
*:(I just made that acronym up, and I'm not going to tell you what it stands for.)
*lindar:
*:This Will Make A Girl Blush, Nearly
*lindar:
*:Technically, Women May Agree Guys Buy Nothing
*lindar:
*:Teachers Want My Awesome Ground-Breaking Network
*djanatyn:
*:Those Were Motherfucking Abyssmal Guesses, Bitch Nigga
*lindar:
*:xD
*lindar:
*:I can't top that.
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*[[la tsani]]:
*:We can't connect connectives
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*[[pc]]:
*:In USA today terms (sorry for local reference) {fatci} is for science, evidence, Democrats, and {jetnu}, if applicable at all, is for cults, delusion and Republicans.
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(Discussing old mail list discussions)
*[[la selpa'i]]:
*:I'm nostalgic for a time I never even experienced.
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*[[la gleki]]:
*"The Horla" ("Le Horla") is an 1887 short horror story written in the style of a journal by French writer Guy de Maupassant.
*...
*"The xorlo" ("La xorlo") is a 2003 short horror story written in the style of a mail message by Argentinian geek Jorge Llambias.
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<pre>05:19 < Ilmen> valsi cripu
05:19 < valsi> cripu = x1 is a bridge/span over/across x2 between x3 and x4
[unordered, typically destination first].
05:19 < Ilmen> lol
05:20 < Ilmen> indeed it's unordered, but what's the "destination first"?
05:20 < gleki> there are one way bridges you know
05:21 < gleki> perhaps {cripu} describes a very old bridge.
05:21 < gleki> so you are the last person to cross it before it collapses
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<pre>
<PoroCYon> .en trendelenburge
<mensi> trendelenburge = x1 (humanoid body) is in (reverse) Trendelenburg position with the feet are higher than the head by x2 (angle measurement; units must be specified) | x2 is normally assumed to be the branch cut ranging from -π radians (exclusive) to
<mensi> positive π radians (inclusive); a positive x2 mantissa (for the units) in this range implies that the feet of x1 are higher than the head thereof, meaning that this word refers to the proper Trendelenburg position; a negative x2 mantissa in the
<mensi> aforementioned interval produces the reverse Trendelenburg position; x2 must be given as a measurement (use radno, etc. with be in order to access the mantissa) but the pure numbers no, ma'u, and ni'u may be used, in which case they are restricted to
<mensi> the normally assumed range. | krtisfranks
<PoroCYon> WAT
<notzmv> u'i
<simpson> u'i
<simpson> zabna cfipu
<PoroCYon> I love how it tries to be extremely descriptive and specific, and yet I have no idea what it's supposed to be (being unfamiliar with that position in the first place)
<notzmv> lmao
<^^^^> <Michael Novak>: u'i
<kahai> <clinei>: PoroCyon: mutce lo ka lojbo
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